5 Films To See This Halloween

  • RandieThe harrowing tale of a pitcher who loses control of his rage as age and injuries beset him. Batters — and John Travolta — run in terror.
  • The BeckettcistA troubled general manager in danger of losing his faith seeks to cast out the fastball-throwing demons from his ace in waiting.
  • 28 Hatchet-Jobs Later — A bewildered third baseman walks the deserted streets of New York avoiding the bloodthirsty zombies out to attack him — and print his response in the tabloids.
  • Team of the Living Dead — A fearful front office awaits the wrath of a hellish monster after an undead-like playoff performance.
  • Manny-man Say his name five times into a mirror and a monstrous ghoul will rip the heart out of your lineup, leaving little of value in return. "I’ll be glad to take him off your hands … Mwahahahahaha!"
10 comments… add one
  • Is the hiring of Allan Baird as Theo’s assistant a horror-movie version of Pygmalion?

    Nick-YF October 31, 2006, 8:19 pm
  • That’s Allard, not Allan, you ingrate!

    AB October 31, 2006, 9:27 pm
  • Sorry, Allard.

    Nick-YF October 31, 2006, 10:25 pm
  • c+

    Eric October 31, 2006, 11:05 pm
  • …what???…josh baird is back?…can he catch the knuckleball????…..

    dc October 31, 2006, 11:52 pm
  • Nice try…but this is dumb.

    jm November 1, 2006, 3:00 pm
  • Wow. I don’t claim to be the funniest guy on the site, by far. And this post is definitely cheesy, intentionally so.
    But the rudeness isn’t particularly welcome, particularly by people who don’t comment here regularly. jm, Maybe when you’ve contributed something worthwhile to this community, you can start critiquing other people’s posts. Until then, please keep your unhelpful opinions to yourself.

    Paul SF November 1, 2006, 4:05 pm
  • If I could, I would make my very first contribution to the community by detonating this post.

    jm November 2, 2006, 12:58 am
  • Hey, jm. Remember when this was your blog site? No? Really? It doesn’t say jm’s house of fun in the title? Awesome.

    Quo November 2, 2006, 1:09 am
  • Don’t feed the trolls!

    Lar November 2, 2006, 11:08 am

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