And So We Meet Again For The Last Time: Yanks-Sox Gamer

Lackey 'n C.C..  There can be only one.  Unless there are two, three, four… Heck.. even five.  Jeter's playing, ARod izznt.  We will see your Lowrie and raise you a Chavez.  Comment away.

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  • OK.
    Lachey just mowed us down like the garbage team we are.
    1-2-3. 8 pitches maybe?
    Curtis got hit on the hand but the ump said it hit the bat. Not that it matters.
    Now, how many runs will CC get tagged for in the 1st?
    I set the over/under at 3.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:17 pm
  • Sorry Krueg.. I *just* got home. Not even sure if I get this game on my computer yet.

    attackgerbil August 30, 2011, 7:18 pm
  • CC nails Jacoby…
    Then he gets the DP ball and Jeter chucks the throw to first off the wall behind 1st…
    Great job.
    Not.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:24 pm
  • Yo Adrian up…2-run HR here?

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:24 pm
  • Yep.. I do. Just in time to see C.C. get plunky with my MFRS.
    Now a bad throw to first on what should have been a routine 363 DP for the Captain.. looks like the ball was grabby in his glove on the transfer.

    attackgerbil August 30, 2011, 7:25 pm
  • Nope. K. I can’t believe it.
    2 outs.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:25 pm
  • Wow.. C.C. suckered him in. Nice.

    attackgerbil August 30, 2011, 7:25 pm
  • Save yourself the heartache ag and just go play with the kids…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:26 pm
  • CC pitches different against the Sox…he’s clearly scared…thus the horrendous record.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:27 pm
  • 0-4 7.20 ERA.
    Pathetic.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:28 pm
  • K.
    Lachey 8 pitches.
    CC 18.
    Lachey >>>>>>>>> CC

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:28 pm
  • C.C. looking sharp.

    attackgerbil August 30, 2011, 7:28 pm
  • Here comes Sox killer Tex…..
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:31 pm
  • 2-0 count to K…WHAT A HUGE SURPRISE!!!!
    What is he hitting… .032 against the Sox.
    Way to earn that money dickhead.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:33 pm
  • YankeePatience ÷ RedSoxPatience :: ½

    attackgerbil August 30, 2011, 7:33 pm
  • Cano at least showing some fucking balls and battling…
    He’s really our only good player.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:35 pm
  • WE GOT A BASERUNNER!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!!
    Cano walks. No perfect game. Whew.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:36 pm
  • SINGLE BY SWISH!!!!! WE GOT A HIT!!! A REAL, ACTUAL HIT!!!!
    I can turn it off now.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:39 pm
  • CHAVEZ SQUEEZES A SINGLE THROUGH THE MIDDLE!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE????
    1-0!!!!!
    Swish to 3rd. 1st and 3rd with 1 out???
    How is this possible???

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:39 pm
  • Posada. DP coming.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:40 pm
  • There we go. Nicely done, back-to-back up the middle.
    Jorge up.. cue a DP.

    attackgerbil August 30, 2011, 7:40 pm
  • Wow, he is truly slow.

    attackgerbil August 30, 2011, 7:41 pm
  • Called it.
    Posada should be fucking shot. Take his old, slow, pathetic ass out back and fucking kill him.
    1-0? About to be 1-6.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:42 pm
  • Papi about to tie it up here…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:44 pm
  • Or a K…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:46 pm
  • C.C. gets Papi with a fastball outside corner. Sweet.

    attackgerbil August 30, 2011, 7:46 pm
  • Single. Here we go…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:48 pm
  • Wild pitch…dude to 2nd.
    Many runs coming.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:51 pm
  • Walk.
    Let the meltdown begin.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:52 pm
  • K. 2 outs.
    40 pitches already.
    It’s only a matter of time.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:54 pm
  • ALMOST 50 PITCHES IN 2 INNINGS????? REALLY??????
    It is incredible how much better the Sox are than us. Really amazing. This is our only pitcher and the Sox are making him their bitch.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 7:57 pm
  • Walks the bases loaded…
    He is pitching scared, per usual.
    THis is where we blow the game.
    Fuck you CC. Fuck you Tex.
    If you can’t play against Boston, you are fucking worthless.
    Period.
    Funny how the Sox big guns don’t seem to have the same issues. That’s because they have testicles instead of vaginas.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:00 pm
  • Got out of it…
    Too bad he’s thrown 1000 pitches already.
    Lachey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CC
    How fucking sad it that.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:00 pm
  • Hmmm…..thought you were skipping this one k.
    Better than it might have been so far for you guys……
    Come to think of it, that could be said of us too, considering that it’s the Servile One here…one run in 2 innings against the Yankees? Not too bad.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:05 pm
  • Cervelli…out. Big surprise.
    Here come automatic out Gardner.
    2 outs.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:06 pm
  • Dude, i just say that because I’m emotional. I watch every, single agonizing game.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:07 pm
  • Out. Of course.
    You suck Gardner. Go back to SC you loser.
    2 easy outs.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:09 pm
  • 3 outs. No sweat for Lachey. 1-2-3.
    We are fucking pathetic. It’s embarrassing being a Yankee fan at this point.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:12 pm
  • The meat of an actual good lineup is coming up here…I’m thinking at LEAST 4 runs this inning. Maybe even knock CC’s fat stupid ass out this inning?

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:13 pm
  • Scutaro singled…tried to stretch it…out.
    What an idiot.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:15 pm
  • Not when they run the bases like that.
    Move over, k. My team sucks too!

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:16 pm
  • Your team is in 1st and 10-2…not.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:16 pm
  • K’s Yo Adrian…how is that possible? 2 out.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:17 pm
  • And AGon strikes out.
    Way to O swing us into oblivion, guy.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:17 pm
  • Ratatouille singles…
    HR coming.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:18 pm
  • I smell a CS.
    Dunno what your flavor of HR is………

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:19 pm
  • Cervelli hasn’t thrown out a runner…like ever…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:20 pm
  • K?
    And with only 1345 pitches too…alright. Not.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:21 pm
  • Or a k.
    Same difference.
    And since when did being in first spare you any agony?
    It makes it WORSE……..you have more to lose, farther to fall.
    I gotta work on my technique, though.
    I don’t even have great names for the Yanks, except for Camelface, Horseface and Thriller (and he isn’t even here tonight!)
    And OUR Horseface walks Granderson, making way for a HorsefaceOff.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:26 pm
  • Granderson walks…
    Up steps Tex, ready to K is possible…DP is inevitable though.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:26 pm
  • HERES the homer.
    Smacked that one…….

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:29 pm
  • I really do want to go to Fenway someday…the wife says no though. She thinks I’ll get in a fight.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:29 pm
  • Tex is such a piece of shit.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:30 pm
  • Yo Adrian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tex

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:30 pm
  • Nahhhhh
    Fenway is full of depressed people.
    I’ll be there Friday
    Aaaaand Cano hits a Fenway Special
    2-0

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:31 pm
  • RBI DOUBLE FOR THE ONE GOOD PLAYER ON THE YANKEES!!!!! ROBBIE CANO DON’T-YOU-KNOW!!!!
    Curtis was motoring…like Sister Christian.
    2-0.
    Just delaying the inevitable though really.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:32 pm
  • Swish steps in with Robbie at 2nd with 1 out…at least the DP is off.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:33 pm
  • Remy reminds us that walks suck
    Both of Lackey’s have scored.
    Do tell.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:33 pm
  • SISTER CHRISTIAN?
    Talk about obscure
    Aimee Semple McPherson?

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:35 pm
  • Night Ranger baby!

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:36 pm
  • Walk, Fuck.
    DP is back on.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:36 pm
  • And there goes Run #3………….
    Tough Zone…..

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:37 pm
  • Chavez swings at ball 4….

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:38 pm
  • CHAVEZ RBI #2!!!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!
    3-0.
    Fear not, Hip Hip…DP steps to the plate with 1st and 2nd and 1 out…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:40 pm
  • And here he comes!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0
    Research………no motoring here.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:40 pm
  • By God – we were BOTH right

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:41 pm
  • It took ONE FUCKING PITCH FOR ASSHOLE POSADA TO HIT INTO ANOTHER FUCKING DOUBLE PLAY!!!!
    I HATE YOU POSADA!!! YOU ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS AND I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS!!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL PLAYING ON THIS TEAM????
    I want to punch your teeth down your fucking throat Jorge. I hate your guts.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:41 pm
  • Make Lackey eat those walks while you’re at it……..
    Walks are a perversion of all that is right with baseball

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:44 pm
  • And the Sox hitters undo all that good work they did in getting CCs pitch count up.
    OUR CC STRIKES!
    3-1

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:46 pm
  • Infinite Improbability Drive
    Darnell McDonald gets a hit

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:47 pm
  • Crawford. Bomb.
    1st and 2nd now…1 out for the best team in baseball.
    Here is where a real team shows the pathetic Yankees how it’s done!!!

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:49 pm
  • Ump calls a pitch a foot outside a strike…..
    A foot inside now.
    Why not?
    He might get the call.
    And he K’s

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:50 pm
  • K’s Jacoby just to tease us…here comes Marco destroy us…he has the great seal of the Khan.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:50 pm
  • This is NOT a small Zone

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:51 pm
  • FINALLY
    a hit with RISP

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:53 pm
  • Called it.
    Scutaro >>>>>>>>>>>> Jeter, Tex, Granderson, ARod, etc.
    3-2.
    The game is slipping away. As if we ever had a chance.
    CC is garbage. Go ahead and opt out and leave you fucking loser.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:53 pm
  • 3-run homer time for Yo Adrian….

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:54 pm
  • 80 FUCKING PITCHES IN LESS THAN 4 INNINGS!!!!
    REPRESENT CC YOU ASSHOLE.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:55 pm
  • First time this year I haven’t been hopeful seeing AGon.
    Look at that swing.
    Revolting

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:55 pm
  • K
    the most predictable K tonight

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:56 pm
  • K.
    too bad this is a pathetic outing by CC. Again.
    CC and Tex should really change their brand of tampons.
    Seriously.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 8:56 pm
  • Duelling Debbie Downers
    When viewed from about 10,000 feet, theres something hilarious about this………

    dabize August 30, 2011, 8:58 pm
  • WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM CERVELLI????????
    4-2

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:00 pm
  • No doubt ‘bize…no doubt.
    Of course, I’ve been drinking since 5pm CST so that’s my excuse. Plus I’m and idiot.
    ;)

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:01 pm
  • Gardner and Jeter…impressive outs. Not. Assholes.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:02 pm
  • Cerebellum hits one out as soon as I go for ibuprofen.
    Lowrie throws out Camelface
    And here’s that man coming up again…..

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:03 pm
  • Curtis walks again…bringing up…automatic out Tex and his sandy vagina.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:05 pm
  • Lackey throwing more pitches than Sabathia, and to less effect.
    Sigh.
    And now another run reaches base

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:05 pm
  • Good horsie!

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:06 pm
  • 1 pitch.
    Another popper to the infield.
    Nice job Tex. I could do that. And for a fraction of the price.
    I kinda hate you now. Seriously. I’m remembering ’09 where you had 1 hit as well. Are you really worth it? We could get Kotchman for a fraction of the price. I’m really debating whether or not I hate your guts or not.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:07 pm
  • 87 pitches
    C’mon Dusty.
    11 pitch AB now.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:10 pm
  • As a SF ‘bize…is there seriously anyone on this Yankee team that you actually fear??? Maybe Cano?

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:11 pm
  • Ratatouille K’s. 1 out.
    Papi hasn’t hit his HR yet. He will.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:11 pm
  • Granderson
    Used to fear Cano, but less now.
    Most of all, I fear our guys swinging at junk.
    Sabathia’s good at getting that.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:12 pm
  • Papi singles…
    rally time.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:13 pm
  • Oppo field Papi!
    Who knew?

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:13 pm
  • Interesting. I fear everyone on the Sox. Even the clubhouse boys. They are all better than Tex and Fat CC.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:13 pm
  • But they can’t hit with RISP.
    Remy reminds us………

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:15 pm
  • Where the hell was that pitch?
    CC at 100 pitches
    Hope……

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:16 pm
  • JED!!

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:17 pm
  • If anyone other than Papi was on first…that was a run.
    No matter. 2nd and 3rd with 1 out means tie game here and the inevitable Sox victory and sweep as expected.
    I hate the Yankees.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:17 pm
  • “Interesting. I fear everyone on the Sox. Even the clubhouse boys. They are all better than Tex and Fat CC.”
    Not………Darnell McDonald?
    There must be some limit…..

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:18 pm
  • Cano robs Crawford.
    Shit
    That was our chance

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:19 pm
  • FUCK FUCK FUCK
    Fatal squander

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:21 pm
  • K.
    I did not see that coming.
    Maybe Joe promised CC a cheeseburger if he got a K?

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:23 pm
  • Stop ‘bize.
    You guys have nothing to fear.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:24 pm
  • Swish singles…DP coming.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:26 pm
  • And the commercial has a YF burning RS tickets in front of a SF on Skype to the tune of the last movement of Beethoven’s Ninth.
    Crawfd makes a catch
    And I’m in no mood to listen to cancer survivors.
    I work on AD myself, and I hate everyone in that field already.
    Servility gives up a single………102 pitches

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:26 pm
  • Nope. Weak fly ball for Chavez.
    2 outs.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:26 pm
  • Posada. I don’t even need to say anything. Weak out.
    If AJ and Posada were taken out to pasture and shot in the head, we would be so much better off.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:28 pm
  • NINE frigging hits and only 2 runs.
    Servility escapes with what’s left of his skin.
    It’s over, since we can’t it Wade

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:28 pm
  • Work on AD???

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:29 pm
  • Yup
    Got a paper with a REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT FINDING in it, and I’m being screwed by dumbass reviewers in the pay of fucking imperialists at Penn and Harvard.
    My paper says that about 2 billion have been wasted on Conventional Unwisdom in the past decade…….and worst of all, I never got a dime of that money.
    Now CC is at 114 pitches-thats more impotrant, yah hear?

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:33 pm
  • Chavez still has it at 3rd…good play.
    1 out.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:33 pm
  • I’m asking you what “work on AD” means…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:34 pm
  • Broken-bat single by Jacoby.
    Here we go…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:35 pm
  • Alzheimer’s Disease
    Sorry about that…….
    Sucky day at the office……..more good data, and worth nothing

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:36 pm
  • Got it.
    My wife works on cancer research. She’s getting her PHD now in microbiology. Gene therapy.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:37 pm
  • Keep fighting the good fight brother…
    2 outs.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:37 pm
  • We just found that a protein that shows up in cerebrospinal fluid at the very earliest stage of AD……is there because brain cells secreted it -not because they died first and it leaked out, as everyone has ASSUMED for years……based on absolutely NOTHING. Might as well tell about it here, why not?
    This is HUGE, and I’m being delayed by these fuckers until somebody else can publish it first.
    And the last hope is gone, even at Fenway……..

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:41 pm
  • OK CC…I’ve been hard on you tonight. But that is only because you have pitched like SHIT against the team we’ve been chasing all year and said hole is partially your fault. BUT, you pitched well tonight. You battled and as a fellow fat guy, I appreciate it.
    Now it’s up to the pen. Unless our sorry offense can actually score some more runs.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:41 pm
  • Oh oh…….Cerebellum gets hit, and its brawl time

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:43 pm
  • I read what you wrote to Mrs. Krueg. She said that your finding sound encouraging and she feels your pain on reviewers. She feels your pain as she is trying to get published as well and is running into reviewer issues.
    She wants to know if the secretion or accumulation of said fluid is genetic?

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:44 pm
  • JG getting tossed?
    Or the NYY PC?
    not clear……….
    Not worth it for Lackey……..Cerebellum on 2nd

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:46 pm
  • Cervelli got drilled for a hand-clap after his HR at home plate. It wasn’t as bad as Papi’s pirouette but I guess fair is fair…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:46 pm
  • GREAT bunt by Gardner….beats it out.
    1st and 3rd with no outs…
    Plus, Gardners first hit in like a year.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:47 pm
  • Lackey’s an IDIOT if thats why.
    He’s got first and third, 0 outs for that.
    FUCK YOU Lackey.
    And Terry, what’s taking you so long to replace him?
    Haven’t you ever seen Servility blow up before?

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:48 pm
  • Did you see the query from the wife ‘bize?

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:50 pm
  • No idea.
    It’s all late onset AD, and its specific for early AD, gone by late stages.
    But it tells us MUCH about the biology……..and that most of what the Chosen Elite have thought for years is utter bullshit.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:51 pm
  • Jeter hits into the DP…but a run scores.
    5-2.
    Lame.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:52 pm
  • She laughed at that dude…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:52 pm
  • K’s Curtis.
    7th inning stretch…SMOKE BREAK!!!!
    Soriano time.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 9:53 pm
  • There’s a delay here.
    My posts are like my pubs……when one registers, someone else has already posted.
    5-2 is going to be insurmountable for these guys tonight.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 9:54 pm
  • Cory gets Ratatouille…1 out.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:00 pm
  • Walks Papi…better than a HR.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:02 pm
  • Single…1st and 2nd with 1 out…
    Here it comes. The inevitable rally and loss.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:03 pm
  • Fuck
    Dusty flies out as Orsillo has a fake HR moment
    Ecrase par ce PUTAIN de lanceur GONFLE
    It looks ruder in French……………..
    And now 2 on, and finally a PC.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:03 pm
  • The Yanks are utterly safe, Don…..there are guys on base

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:06 pm
  • Bases loaded. 1 out.
    Game. Over.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:07 pm
  • Logan is fucking horrible. Worst Lefty specialist in baseball.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:07 pm
  • David refuses to be Bogared
    We’ll see if that was a good thing

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:08 pm
  • I’m sure glad we have the $13 million reliever on the bench…thanks Soriano. Fucking asshole.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:08 pm
  • I cannot understand how you are sweating this ‘bize…it’s a foregone conclusion. And even if by some miracle act of science, we actually do win this game? You guys are going to DESTROY us the next two games. With EASE.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:09 pm
  • 12 fucking hits, and 2 runs
    ANOTHER squander looms.
    Thanks or NOTHING, Salty

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:10 pm
  • 3-2
    He’ll groove one, and Darnell will STILL k

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:13 pm
  • K.
    Wow.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:13 pm
  • Tex up. Automatic out.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:17 pm
  • Fucking clairvoyant, I tell you
    Doesn’t do me any good, though

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:17 pm
  • Tex is the new ARod…complete failure in big games. 0-for-1000 against the Sox.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:19 pm
  • At least he got that one out of the infield.
    I think I hate Tex now.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:19 pm
  • The difference is that you guys are up 5-2.
    So Horseface can K, or pop up to his hearts content.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:20 pm
  • I respectfully disagree.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:21 pm
  • I thought Gardner was horseface…I’m confused.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:22 pm
  • Cano singles with 1 out…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:23 pm
  • Nope.
    No name for Gardner yet…..
    Teix = Horseface
    Jeter = Camelface
    Arod = Thiller (its the white glove thing)
    Mo = can’t do better than that Soshism= Fruitbat.
    I’m tempted to call Cano Corn (can ‘o corn), but I haven’t decided yet.
    Joba was Jelly (as in the Smuckers commercial), but he’s gone
    It was different back in the days of guys like Sheffield

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:27 pm
  • Swish singles…1st and 3rd with 1 out…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:28 pm
  • OK, got it.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:30 pm
  • Great job Nunez. You suck.
    Why not leave Chavez in Joe????? Stupid decision.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:32 pm
  • Posada up.
    Inning over.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:33 pm
  • Posada is the worst player in baseball. Period. I will have a party when he no longer sullies our beautiful and historic uniform.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:34 pm
  • THANK SCIENCE!!!!! HBP.
    That is the ONLY way that piece of shit is going to get on base…bases loaded. 2 outs for Cervelli.
    Francisco actually is good in these situations…
    Get them back for nailing you dude. Have some balls.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:37 pm
  • Nada.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:40 pm
  • Reverse situation
    Will Cervelli do a Darnell?
    Not as ignominious, but same result.

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:40 pm
  • Remember how Sheffield would wave the bat at the pitcher as if he was going to beat him to death?
    No real street thugs like that on either team anymore

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:44 pm
  • …and then for the Sox there was Jurassic Carl

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:46 pm
  • Soriano is in for the 8th…
    Leadoff walk to Jacoby.
    Game.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:46 pm
  • Thug life…click, click…
    Pineapple Express. Great movie.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:47 pm
  • Soriano falling behind like the asshole he is…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:48 pm
  • SICK CATCH BY GARDNER!!! Much like Tex, at least he plays D since he can’t hit…
    1 out.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:48 pm
  • They’re still taking you in with that eh, k?
    Remember, 13 hits, 2 runs

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:49 pm
  • He swung. Bullshit.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:50 pm
  • 2 outs.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:51 pm
  • Drew can take Darnell’s place.
    Sort of like cutting off your leg to stop gangrene
    Now there is only Mo……

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:54 pm
  • Ratatouille pops out.
    Going to the 9th.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:56 pm
  • K, are you auditioning here for one of those SF/YF commercials?
    Just occurred to me……….

    dabize August 30, 2011, 10:57 pm
  • Gardner. Out.
    SURPRISE!!!!
    It sickens me to see Ace in that uniform.
    The guy is nails.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:57 pm
  • I would LOVE to do that…it would have to be on cable though. ;)
    Will you take me to Fenway ‘bize??? If I go with a SF, I feel like it lessens the chance I will get in a brawl.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:58 pm
  • ENTER SANDMAN!!!!!!

    krueg August 30, 2011, 10:59 pm
  • Mo vs Papi
    Epic.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 11:02 pm
  • Ortiz wins.
    Here we go.
    Walk off magic for the best team in baseball.
    The Red Sox.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 11:03 pm
  • Sure……..I go only 3-4 times a year.
    I’ll be there Friday.
    But getting tickets close together is hard.
    Never tried Stubhub though…..maybe it could be done that way.
    The guy I usuallygo with professes to love the game and to be neutral viz YF and SF.
    But he’s a YF – I can tell.
    Papi gets a double off Mo.
    But they’re not getting any 3 runs

    dabize August 30, 2011, 11:03 pm
  • This is where I fucking kill myself.
    If we can’t win, up 3 with Mariano on the mound?
    I’m ending my life.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 11:04 pm
  • K. 1 out.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 11:05 pm
  • Fruitbat doesn’t need that kind of help.
    That ump is like my reviewers

    dabize August 30, 2011, 11:05 pm
  • Those were Mo strikes for sure…

    krueg August 30, 2011, 11:05 pm
  • 2 outs.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 11:07 pm
  • Nitey night
    This peters out to a gunshot ……… like the ending of “Darkness at Noon”

    dabize August 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
  • BS call. Dude swung and got hit.
    Joe is ballistic.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
  • Victory.
    Too bad we’re going to get housed the next two games.

    krueg August 30, 2011, 11:11 pm
  • Soooooo many chances to get back in this game. 16 LOB, 10 hits off CC alone,2-for-13 with runners in scoring position…I still hope they can win the next couple, but one would do fine.

    Devine August 31, 2011, 3:01 am
  • I can’t imagine being OK as a SF losing a home series vs. NY when Beckett and Lackey are to face Hughes and Burnett. I’ll be thrilled and more than a little surprised if the Yankees win either of the next 2 games. Mainly I want Hughes to come through with some confidence to build upon. By his own admission he was discombobulated by Hideki Matsui’s 1st inning 12-pitch AB. Newsflash Phil: virtually every Sox batter (not to mention those on your own team) do the same thing…get used to it!

    IronHorse (YF) August 31, 2011, 9:55 am
  • Heard this sound clip/comment this morning on WFAN. It’s Salty talking about Cervelli’s celebration last night “The game’s changing,” Saltalamacchia said. “A lot of Latin players, that’s how they play. It’s OK to an extent. But sometimes you’ve got to step back.”
    Then he back peddles a bit once he realizes what he said could be taken the wrong way: “I basically wanted to clarify and say I wasn’t trying to say `Latin’ players or any of that stuff,” Saltalamacchia said. “I was just saying he was an emotional guy and a lot of the younger guys coming up were emotional players and they’re young guys coming up, wanting to make a name, and stick around. The game’s changed a little bit from when the older guys were coming up and veterans were a key in their development. So, basically, I was saying he’s a real emotional guy and I have no issues with him, doing what he does, because that’s the player he is.”
    I am certain Salty wasn’t being malicious when he said “Latin players” but that just sounds/comes across terrible. He’s a young kid and he was trying to defend Cervelli to a certain extent and not come across as bitter or angry, so context matters…But he needs to be careful.
    Great win. Terrible umpiring. Now we have 2 games where we need to hope our offense can score 2 TD’s just to keep us in the game.

    John - YF August 31, 2011, 10:31 am
  • That’s amazing. If Pedroia or Gardner did what Cervelli did, does anyone doubt that the sympathy would lie with them? But because Cervelli is a ‘Latin’ player, he must be an overemotional douchebag.
    The only douchebag in this scenario was John Lackey. What a dummy. And Salty is coming real close too with his comments.

    AndrewYF August 31, 2011, 10:52 am
  • Compare what Cervelli did to any number of players and it simply is minor. Because ortiz is a beloved veteran he can pirouhette, stand and stare, etc. Manny could stand at home plate sticking both hands in the air. And it becomes his postershot. Whatever. Just happy that it led to an insurance run scrored by Cervelli and noone got hurt.

    IronHorse (YF) August 31, 2011, 11:15 am
  • Oh. And that clip from Saltalamacchia is cringe-worthy. Any time you are about to make reference to an entire ethnic group in order to describe a behavior, you should stop, drop, and roll.
    Wait. That’s when you smell smoke. Anyway, you get what I mean.

    IronHorse (YF) August 31, 2011, 12:40 pm

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