Ass-tro

Jayson Stark on Roger Clemens, writing one of the bigger mixed metaphors I have seen:

"He was clearly tempted by all of them, and especially by the thought of going back to Boston, to rewrite a final chapter that has stuck in his digestive tract for a decade and a half.”

So, if I get this right, and per Stark’s take, Clemens hoped to return to Beantown in order to shit out the last paragraph of his career.  Thank goodness for Drayton…

6 comments… add one
  • LOL! I hate ESPN. The very dew decent things on their website are pay only. Stuart Scott is the Sports Anti-Christ.

    Tom sf June 1, 2006, 4:24 pm
  • I guess the food is hard to eat in Boston?

    walein June 1, 2006, 4:27 pm
  • Classic gobbledygook. The visual I’m getting is Clemens tearing pages out of books and eating them.

    airk June 1, 2006, 4:36 pm
  • Garbage. He was never ever coming back to Boston. The agents win this one as usual. How stupid is the Houston ownership?

    Waldomeboy June 1, 2006, 4:57 pm
  • a beautiful find. good job SF!

    beth June 1, 2006, 5:08 pm
  • Yeah, but what about that metaphor, Waldo?

    SF June 1, 2006, 5:22 pm

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