The Boston Red Sox have just won the Name of the Year Award:
The Red Sox have traded pitcher David Pauley to the Baltimore Orioles for reliever Randor Bierd.
Beird is a non-roster addition, who will likely be given an invitation to spring training. Bierd will be given a shot to make the team as a middle reliever.
Bierd's strength is apparently his ability to strike down opposing batters with lightning bolts from his fists.