Beer Goggles in KC

Excuse us if tonight’s contest felt like a bad sexual encounter from our long-ago youth: a couple hours of aimless screwing around, three minutes of excitement, and then shame, shame, shame.

We’re not going to dissect this one. It was unpleasant and forgettable. Leave it at that. We just hope that tomorrow the boys can find their strokes before the 9th.

3 comments… add one
  • I don’t care how badly the Yankees played, or how forgettable one may deem tonight’s game, but that first paragraph may contain the single most disturbing image in this blog’s history, that of YF in the throes of sophomoric passion, and it is completely uncalled for on a site such as ours. CHECK MINUS!! ACK!!!!

    SF June 1, 2005, 10:55 pm
  • This one has to hurt for Yankee fans. I especially like the way the ball looks when splased into the waterfall section of the park, and even more when The Big Ugly watches it go. Man, could the Yankess have gotten more screwed than they have by his contract so far this year? It’s beginning to look as though he’s going to earn more than a million dollars per win – my guess is that is not what they signed up for.

    Brad-SF June 1, 2005, 11:44 pm
  • A couple more nights like this and you’ll have to change the name of this site to O’s Fan vs. Blue Jays Fan.
    After watching the Sox struggle against The Girth That Is Sidney Ponson (“Hey where were the Sox bats tonight?” “Ponson must’ve ate em!”) I hardly have the stomach to laugh at the Yankees losing twice in a row to KC. Still we won the WS last year without beating Baltimore, so I guess theres still some hope…

    mattymatty June 1, 2005, 11:47 pm

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