Manny will play for the Boston Red Sox in 2009. I don’t know how, but I know it’s more likely than Steve Buckley’s suggestion:
But now it’s time for the Red Sox to be big boys about all this and
either continue with the enabling . . . or, and let’s say it again,
toss Manny out.
Literally. Throw him out. No, wait, that would be violent. And we
don’t want to be advocating violence here. That’s Manny’s job – you
know, tossing 64-year-old men to the ground and all that.
So escort Manny out to the pavement, right out there on Yawkey Way,
and tell him to take his whiny agents and sycophants with him.
Literally. That would be quite the spectacle. I’d imagine if I were a Sox fan walking along on Yawkey Way and I saw this situation, I’d think I was tripping the light fantastic.