So the US lost and Barry was a bigger juicer than Tropicana and Minute Maid combined. It’s been a big couple of news days, so you might have missed it when Boston ace David Wells called the commissioner of baseball “a piece of shit.” Also, Selig is “clueless,” everyone hates him, and he owes Boomer dinner. (Hooters, perhaps?) How many days suspension does this kind of thing get you? We’ll find out.