Bryce Brentz Gets Lucky, Thumbs Nose At Logic

Sox outfield prospect Bryce Brentz claims that he shot himself in the leg while cleaning his pistol. From Nick Cafardo in The Globe; “It was just one of those things that happened that will never happen again. I have to be more careful.” – Brentz.

Fortunately for Brentz after doing something so utterly stupid, he is expected to be fine. Maybe it isn’t likely it will happen to Brentz again, but he can’t make the “never” guarantee. Hopefully he will decide that getting paid a fortune to play baseball and be counted among the living is enough of a perk to reconsider his position on what role guns play in his life.

13 comments… add one

  • What a twit. I had a distant cousin who died from cleaning his gun. Man.

    Also: outfield depth continues its nosedive after Kalish getting surgery (I know he’s expected to fully recover, but it sounds like the franchise is not inclined to give him a shot in the immediate future).

    Devine February 10, 2013, 5:48 pm
  • “he” meaning Brentz.

    Devine February 10, 2013, 5:50 pm
  • > give him a shot

    No pun intended. If he is as savvy around guns as he claims, the idea that he was cleaning a loaded weapon really pisses me off. Something is wrong with this story, and the Sox know it.

    attackgerbil February 10, 2013, 5:58 pm
  • Please explain to me how someone who claims to have experience with guns would leave a bullet in the chamber while cleaning a gun?
    I don’t get it.

    Bruins v. Sabres now.
    Where krueg talking smack?

    I'mBillMcNeal February 10, 2013, 7:16 pm
  • Me neither, IBM.

    Crap! I FORGOT ABOUT THE GAME!

    attackgerbil February 10, 2013, 7:22 pm
  • The Bruins are clearly a better team…gave them a good run after playing on the Island last night.

    At least in the physicality department, we have evened the score. Just ask Campbell’s face after Kaleta rearranged it.

    1-1…3 more to play.

    krueg February 10, 2013, 11:10 pm
  • Even from the Bruins radio accout it sounded like Kaleta easily got the best of Campbell.
    Scott … Kaleta … wow, krueg, you guys have some thugs.

    I'mBillMcNeal February 11, 2013, 10:14 am
  • Just trying to keep up with the Bruins…

    krueg February 11, 2013, 11:37 am
  • Of course the Bruins radio probably left out the part where Campbell jumped Kaleta after a clean hit, started punching him even though Kaleta didn’t even want to fight…

    krueg February 11, 2013, 11:38 am
  • No, they didn’t. Goucher and Beers agreed that Campbell should have gotten an instigator.

    I'mBillMcNeal February 11, 2013, 2:00 pm
  • What the world needs is more skate-wearing, stick-wielding, Belarusian-Canadian Cannibal Zombies.

    attackgerbil February 11, 2013, 2:54 pm
  • i can’t believe i have to pay to read an article by dan shaughnessy…really boston globe!?…then again, what am i thinking about even clicking on a link to a dan shaughnessy article?

    dc February 12, 2013, 11:52 am
  • SPRING HAS SPRUNG BOYS!!!!

    I am getting stoked reading all these articles and checking out all the pictures.

    I need to check the schedule and see which games I can attend at Camden post-move!!!

    krueg February 13, 2013, 1:01 pm

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