No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Back to work after the holiday weekend, and who wants to be here? Anyone?
C.C. to the Brewers? For prospects? Wait, I think I must have screwed that up, cause it doesn’t read right. Let’s try it again.. C.C. to the Brewers? For prospects? Wow, Doug Melvin, I tip my hat. Mark Shapiro, I hope you at least got dinner and a movie before getting diddled and then walking the walk of shame. Who saw that coming? Anyone?
Damon goes on the DL for the first time in his career. With Johnny and Hideki out, it’s too bad there aren’t any lefty hitting left-fielders sitting idle right now. Don’t get me wrong; Gardner’s dink past Cora was a sweet, sweet thing, but Matsui and Damon were two of the best lefty hitters in the game, and now they’re unavailable. And what condition will they be in when they return? Yeah, too bad there aren’t any high OBP, power lefties sitting around somewhere, waiting for their phone to jingle, willing to play for league minimum because the industry has decided they are poison.
ARod was 5 for 14 with a dinger while striking out once in the last four games. So much for distraction.
Whomever thinks The Rivalry is dead needs an EKG and a defib pronto.
Joba got yet another no decision, and the Yankees won for the fifth time in his seven starts. Youk and he aren’t exchanging holiday greetings, I would guess.
gerbil will be getting in as much baseball as he can, until the forced layover caused by the worthless ASG.
Gotta go; need to finish my TPS report.