Cashman’s Money Shot

Loyal readers of YFSF are familiar with SF’s frequent use of the well-timed Ron Jeremy reference. Well, you have to think he loves Brian Cashman’s most recent acquisition. There’s no longer any need for comments like "I haven’t seen a ball go flying like that since my last Ron Jeremy viewing…" Because Sal Fasano is coming (your minds are in the gutter) to the Bronx. He’ll get to watch the Ron Jeremy of baseball everyday. Phillies fans loved him due in large part to the fact as a fanbase they watch more porn than any other, and because it’s truly incredible that someone who looks like Ron Jeremy is a major league player. It gives the common man hope that anyone can make the big leagues if they try hard enough the same way the portly Jeremy gives the common man hope that the average Joe can sleep with many attractive women (on camera) as long as he has at least one major talent.

About the move’s value in baseball terms: This strikes me as a reasonable acquisition given Kelly Stinnet’s putrid performance at the plate and in the field. He made me yearn for the days of John Flaherty which says a lot. Sal Fasano should be an upgrade, albeit a minor one.

12 comments… add one
  • So if the Yankees win the World Series, I guess we’d better start engraving those “True Yankee” placques for Sidney Ponson, Sal Fasano and Aaron Guiel…

    Paul SF July 26, 2006, 2:31 pm
  • Sal Fasano. And yes, he’s likely an upgrade. That’s awful.

    Rob (Middletown, CT) July 26, 2006, 2:54 pm
  • I guess I’m dating myself when I say that Sal Fasano looks more like Gorman Thomas or Pete Vukovich. … AND, the Yankees outfield woes are over. Carl Everett was designated for assignment today. Go ahead, Brain. Claim him. go ahead. PLEASE!!!

    I'm Bill McNeal July 26, 2006, 2:55 pm
  • Rob, you wouldn’t happen to go to the university in your town? I’m an alum.
    I would love it if Carl Everett returned to Boston. Those were great days…

    Nick-YF July 26, 2006, 3:06 pm
  • Maybe I’ve been away for too long — what university is in Middletown?

    Paul SF July 26, 2006, 3:07 pm
  • Wesleyan

    Nick-YF July 26, 2006, 3:07 pm
  • Shame on you, Paul!

    Nick-YF July 26, 2006, 3:08 pm
  • lol, Sorry. I never considered any colleges in New England (other than BU and they were too expensive), so I’m a little out of touch…

    Paul SF July 26, 2006, 3:10 pm
  • Wesleyan: where the chicks look like Ron Jeremy…

    SF July 26, 2006, 3:10 pm
  • touche, SF

    Nick-YF July 26, 2006, 3:11 pm
  • Hey, that’s where my ex went, SF!
    I have no idea who Sal Fasano is, which is to my shame, but if Stinnett is cut I’ll be said to see us lose the major league player who looks most like Michael Chiklis…

    Sam July 26, 2006, 3:48 pm
  • hard to believe even as an older gentlemen ron still gets a role with a pretty younger lady.now with sal fasonoa yank, his career maybe resurrected with an adult version of major league

    paul gromo August 3, 2006, 2:03 pm

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