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CC v CC: A’s-Yanks Gamer

Round one goes to their C.C., as Crisp knocks a solo shot in the first.  Trevor Cahill will be on the mound for Oaktown.  ARod isn't in the lineup, which sees a 789 of Posada/Nunez/Cervelli.  Comment away.

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Ridiculous play!!!!
Weeks hits one to the wall in right center…
Granderson plays it off the wall and makes the relay to Cano…
Weeks tries to stretch it into a triple…
Cano with the perfect throw to Eduardo who tags him out at 3rd…
Awesome.

I needed a grin. So I dug back into the archives for a good random quote that included Crisp.


Haren tried the “fuck you, I’m gonna slow down my motion and try to fool you” but Tek said “no, you’re not, you hippy-looking fuck”.
Now Coco pisses away a chance at a run, popping up a bunt, Haren lays out and dives, crunching his tits in the process but making a nice grab.

Ha.
And just like that, Nick gets his second dinger to make the game a tad more interesting.

Bases loaded.
1 out.
ZERO FUCKING RUNS. AGAIN.
I don’t even know what to say at this point. How can anyone argue with how terrible this team is.

1-3. 65+ pitches in the 3rd…guys on base…rocking Hughes.
The A’s are an offensive powerhouse so I can understand this.
We have 2.5 pitchers. CC, CSN and Freddy counts as half a pitcher.
AJ is worthless. Colon is worthless and Hughes is worthless.
First round exit. Probably swept.
I hate this team.

1-4.
Hughes pulled. 2.2 innings. IMPRESSIVE PHIL!!!! YOU ARE THE MAN YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS LOSER!!!!
At home…
Against the mighty Oakland A’s…
I am fucking nuclear right now. I may punch a hole through the wall in my office.

1-7.
3 run HR on Wade’s first pitch.
This is rock bottom. In an all-around embarrassing and pathetic, going nowhere season…this is fucking rock bottom.

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