Round one goes to their C.C., as Crisp knocks a solo shot in the first. Trevor Cahill will be on the mound for Oaktown. ARod isn't in the lineup, which sees a 789 of Posada/Nunez/Cervelli. Comment away.
by attackgerbil on August 24, 2011 at 7:12 pm in
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We better score about 14 runs tonight.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 7:13 pm
This dude is due a good game against us too.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 7:17 pm
C.C. works a quick second.
attackgerbil August 24, 2011 at 7:33 pm
MLB thinks Portland is physically close to Oakland, CA and has blacked out this game on MLB.tv for me. Thanks a lot, jerks.
attackgerbil August 24, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Listening to cbs now, just in time to hear the Yankees tie it up on a single by Jeter scoring Gardner.
attackgerbil August 24, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Tex is horrible at the plate. Just pathetic. He should hit 9th at this point. I am angry with him.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Finish them. Now.
1st and 2nd with no outs…
But Posada is up. Please just K and don’t hit into a DP!!!!
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Perfect swinging bunt!!!! That was best case scenario and he definitely not intentional.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:22 pm
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Up to Cervelli.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Failure. Utter failure.
2-20 last night with RISP. Trying to top that tonight I see.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:26 pm
On to the fifth. This is a frustrating listen.
attackgerbil August 24, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Even worse to watch…
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:42 pm
>> frustrating listen
> worse to watch
Sounds like that old chestnut, “First prize is a one-week trip to Cleveland! Second prize is a two-week trip to Cleveland!”
attackgerbil August 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Granderson to Cano to Nunez to get Jemile Weeks at third was the call on the radio. Was it as good looking as John/Suz are making it sound?
attackgerbil August 24, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Weeks hits one to the wall in right center…
Granderson plays it off the wall and makes the relay to Cano…
Weeks tries to stretch it into a triple…
Cano with the perfect throw to Eduardo who tags him out at 3rd…
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:48 pm
Just horrendous at the plate. Everyone except Jeter.
Slump/losing streak is here.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Thank you, Nick!
attackgerbil August 24, 2011 at 8:54 pm
krueg August 24, 2011 at 8:54 pm
1st and 3rd…
krueg August 24, 2011 at 9:18 pm
Just lost a home series to the Oakland fucking A’s.
Talk about embarrassing.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 9:34 pm
In steps Tex with his clutch hitting and stellar .247 BA…
krueg August 24, 2011 at 9:39 pm
TEX BOMB!!!!! CRUSHES IN INTO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP RIGHT CENTER!!!!!
TEX IS THE GREATEST!!!!
krueg August 24, 2011 at 9:40 pm
Can never make up ground on these guys
dabize August 24, 2011 at 9:41 pm
You mean besides yesterday???
krueg August 24, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Back-to-back 2 out singles by Hip Hip and Suuuuuuave…
1st and 2nd…2 outs for Cervelli…
krueg August 24, 2011 at 9:48 pm
Nevermind…Chavez is pinch hitting.
Lined it hard…but right at 3rd.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 9:49 pm
1-2-3 9th for Mo…11 pitches…2 K’s…
Gardy, Captain Clutch and Grandy in the bottom of the 9th…
krueg August 24, 2011 at 9:56 pm
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krueg August 24, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Their CC gets his 2nd of the night. 6-3 Oaktown.
attackgerbil August 24, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Soriano gives up a 2 out, 3-run HR.
Like I said, lost a home series to the A’s.
Wild card losers. We SUCK.
krueg August 24, 2011 at 10:13 pm
I needed a grin. So I dug back into the archives for a good random quote that included Crisp.
Haren tried the “fuck you, I’m gonna slow down my motion and try to fool you” but Tek said “no, you’re not, you hippy-looking fuck”.
Now Coco pisses away a chance at a run, popping up a bunt, Haren lays out and dives, crunching his tits in the process but making a nice grab.
And just like that, Nick gets his second dinger to make the game a tad more interesting.
attackgerbil August 24, 2011 at 10:20 pm
Seriously, k, how often has it……..oops!
Well I’ll take it.
dabize August 24, 2011 at 10:47 pm
Hughes sucks again.
50+ pitches in the 2nd.
Swept by the fucking A’s.
krueg August 25, 2011 at 3:10 pm
ZERO FUCKING RUNS. AGAIN.
I don’t even know what to say at this point. How can anyone argue with how terrible this team is.
krueg August 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm
1-3. 65+ pitches in the 3rd…guys on base…rocking Hughes.
The A’s are an offensive powerhouse so I can understand this.
We have 2.5 pitchers. CC, CSN and Freddy counts as half a pitcher.
AJ is worthless. Colon is worthless and Hughes is worthless.
First round exit. Probably swept.
I hate this team.
krueg August 25, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Hughes pulled. 2.2 innings. IMPRESSIVE PHIL!!!! YOU ARE THE MAN YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS LOSER!!!!
Against the mighty Oakland A’s…
I am fucking nuclear right now. I may punch a hole through the wall in my office.
krueg August 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
3 run HR on Wade’s first pitch.
This is rock bottom. In an all-around embarrassing and pathetic, going nowhere season…this is fucking rock bottom.
krueg August 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Just put a fresh gamer up for no particularly good reason.
attackgerbil August 25, 2011 at 4:35 pm
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