Two walk-offs in the last two games. The Yanks have to feel pretty good about things right now. A.J. looks to make it a sweet sweep. Comment away.
AJ is going to have to be perfect…great.
nice catch johnny!!!
Am I not allowed to swear anymore??? Posts with adult language are not posting??? That’s censorship and downright un-american!!!
oh, ok…it’s working now. excellent.
AJ dealing now…nice.
AJ SOLID THROUGH 3!!! 4 K’s…keep it up brother!!!
Now here comes Slowey and his 50 MPH fastball they can’t seem to hit…
Boomer was awesome…big, fat drunken brawler!!!
fucking pathetic…three straight innings of 1-2-3 for Kevin Slowey??? Are you kidding me????
Another K for AJ on Mauer…nice!!!
Single for the crazy canuck…better than a HR. DP TIME!!!
Melky fucks up the liner and lets Morneau get to thid…NICE JOB ASSHOLE!!!! 1st and third with one out now instead 1st and 2nd. FUCKING MELKY THAT’S TWICE IN TWO GAME!!!
AROD TURNS THE DP!!!! NICE!!!! Saved Melky’s ass…
JETER!!! Beats out the infield single….WE GOT A HIT!!!
Jeter steals second…
Damon bunts Jeter to 3rd…NICE!!!! Almost beat it out too!
Texiera K’s…nice job ass.
ARod fucking chokes…Teixeira and ARod the fucking rally killers. Guy on third and your #3 and #4 hitters can’t even hit a fucking pop fly against kevin fucking slowey??? Are you kidding me???
walk…1st and 2nd, 2 outs. Is this the inning AJ blows it? He had a 0-2 count on that douche too.
another 0-2 count…GET HIS ASS AJ!!!! CHRIST!!!
Got a ground out…HOW ABOUT SOME RUNS IDIOTS???
Kevin Slowey must be the greatest pitcher on the fucking planet the way he is making us look STUPID!!!! COME ON!!! FUCK!!!!
SWISH!!!! I can’t believe he just actually hit the ball!!!! Single.
Melky? Another hit please? Hello?
Melky flailing at bullshit like the douchebag he is…what a joke.
Great fucking job losers…2 fucking baserunners through 5 innings.
…did I mention against KEVIN SLOWEY!!! HE OF 80 MPH FASTBALL FAME????
Here come Mauer and the Canadian…this should about do it.
Pena can’t make the great play at 2nd…Mauer single. Here comes the 2 run HR.
Got a fly ball….whew.
AJ with the big K to get out of the 6th…HOW ABOUT SOME RUNS???? MAYBE???
Kevin Cash just stares down two straight fastballs down the middle…WHY THE HELL IS HE PLAYING???? HE IS COMPLETELY WORTHLESS???
Jeter grounds out…fuck. 2 fucking outs.
Damon got a single!!!! YIPPEE!!!! WOO HOO!!! A FUCKING SINGLE!!! Here come the rally killers…
grounds out to first…great job teixeira. asshole.
0-1. game. fuck you offense. Waste a great game by AJ you fucking losers.
Here comes Mauer and Canuck…this game is going to get blown open now. FUCK.
1-0 Twins. A shame considering how sick Burnett’s pitches have been.
Fastball down the middle and Mauer doesn’t move. Can’t let that one go by man.
Another wild pitch and it’s 2-0. Punto was halfway down the line before the pitch got away too.
KEVIN CASH FUCKING SUCKS!!! TWO PASSED FUCKING BALLS, ONE GETS THEM 2nd and 3rd AND THE SECOND GETS THEM A RUN BECAUSE DICKHEAD DOESN”T BLOCK THE FUCKING BALL AND THEN HAS NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK THE BALL IS!!! FUCK YOU KEVIN CASH!!! HE SHOULD NEVER PLAY ANOTHER FUCKING GAME IN PINSTRIPES>>>EVER!!! COCKSUCKER!!!!
Morneau is going to end this right here…
Not sure about AJ’s mental makeup…he falls apart when things go bad. Not his fault though, our bats are a fucking joke.
walks bases loaded…here comes alba-la-douche-ho…this should do it. Grand Slam coming, no doubt. Nice job you bunch of fucking losers.
Krueg, those weren’t passed balls–those were wild pitches. That slider that scored punto bounced two feet in front of the plate!
AL-BA-LA-DOUCHE-HO GETS THE K!!!! Meh…who cares, it’s still over. Hard to score runs when you can’t hit the fucking ball.
Screw that…he didn’t even try to get his fat body in front of either of them. Passed balls in my book. Cash knew breaking balls were coming, should have been ready for them…I hope he gets herpes from a male prostitute. Piece of shit.
ARod has ZERO chance of doing anything right here…3 pitch K coming.
AROD IS THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL!!!! ABOMB!!!! ;)
Krueg, your reverse-jinx powers have reached epic levels. ARod makes it a 2-1 game.
GODZILLA DOUBLE!!!!! RALLY TIME!!!! This is what they should do to sorry-ass Slowey all day long!!!!
We still suck.
Swish with the BEAUTIFUL bunt…Godzilla to 3rd. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KNOCK HIM IN???? PLEASE??? BE A MAN MELKY YOU DOUCHE!!!
2-0 to Melky…
MELKY HAS A HUGE SAC!!!!! Man, I though Godzilla was toast…he is slow as fuck.
Punto showing off…way to kill it Pena.
Alright, let’s just relax. Tie game but our sorry-ass bullpen is up, minus Mo. Still going to fuck it up…
Al-ba-la-douche-ho ready to blow the game…here we go.
walk…they’re going to get at least 3 or 4 off this piece of garbage.
NICE JOB CASH YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!!!! Can’t even take the ball out of his glove to try and throw out the runner at 2nd. No outs, 2nd base…Cash has cost us this fucking game.
AL-BA-LA-DOUCHE-HO with a GREAT PLAY! Grounder back to him and he catches him getting back to 2nd…Jeter with the tag. NICE!!! 1st and 1 out…
Cash…why? why are you on my team? you are a fucking amateur. Popped up bunt over your head and you don’t even know where the ball is? Please break something and go away…let another one get away as I’m ripping you? Seriously?
base hit…1st and 2nd, 1 out…game.
Al-ba-la-douche-ho walks the bases loaded…big surprise. Nice job asshole.
Here come washed up Tomko to put the nail in the coffin with his weak-ass arm. Our bullpen is putrid.
what numbers for tomko!!! LOOK OUT TWINKIES!!! IT’S TOMKO TIME!!! not.
HE THREW A STRIKE!!!!
Here comes the big hit…
TEIXEIERA WITH THE DIVING STOP!!!! THROWS HOME!!! 2 outs.
Still bases loaded…still fucked.
Here comes the meatball…
KEVIN CASH CAUGHT A POP FOUL!!!! HE ACTUALLY FOUND THE BALL, GOT UNDER IT…AND CAUGHT IT!!! VIRGINIA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS!!!! Fucking douchebag…
Have to pinch hit for Cash…have to. He is a cancer on this earth.
Cano lines out…at least I don’t have to see Cash anymore. Hopefully ever.
CAPTAIN CLUTCH BLOOPER!!! COME ON YANKEES!!!!
DAMON SINGLE!!! 1st and 2nd for….the rally killers. fucking great.
Teixeira fucking chokes…0-4. Nice job dickhead. ARod up…here comes the weak pop out.
2-1 fouled it back…
swinging for the fences like a dick…GET A SINGLE!!!
ARod gets plunked…COME ON GODZILLA!!!! They’re bringing in fresh lefty meat for you to feast on…DON’T FUCK IT UP!!!
3-0!!!!! COME ON GODZILLA!!!!
Godzilla is gunna hit a homer here.
I’ll take a walk.
SWUNG AT A FUCKING BALL!!!!! FUCK!!!! 3-2…choke job coming. Un-fucking-real.
He struck out because of this comment Krueg. You had faith in him!
K…fuck you matsui you fucking choke artist. Here comes their murder’s row. This game is history. Let the fucking losing streak begin anew…fucking bunch of un-clutch pussies.
He struck out because he sucks. Had a walk and fucking blew it Yankee style.
Mo in a tie game? We’re done. Bauer double, Canuck upper deck bomb…game.
base hit…big surprise. HR coming…game.
BIG K FOR MO ON THE CRAZY CANADIAN!!!!
Ump squeezing Mo??? Fuck off!!!
Popped him…2 outs.
Third day in a row without Papi? I don’t like this one bit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO…just showed Veras warming up???? WHY?????
we should get a sox gamer up, so i don’t have to read comments about “turning points in the season” for the yanks.
Got him to fly out…no fucking way we have three walkoffs in a row. impossible. not going to happen. never in a million years. ever. forget it. keep dreaming.
Nice of you to join us…not.
I thought they were sitting him all weekend?
Did you see Albale-doucho fist-pumping when he got out of the bases-loaded jam? Joba is wearing off on the other youngins.
that stuff doesn’t bother me…kinda like TD celebrations. Although, when I dude makes a tackle after a 15 yard gain and celebrates? That is pretty weak…
Ahh, I didn’t know that Krueg. I’ve been trying not to think about it since this quote from Ortiz the other day:
“Sorry, guys. I don’t feel like talking today. Just put down, Papi stinks”
That makes me want to cry.
3-2 to swish…
meh…he helped you guys win two rings. he’s getting old. he’ll get right though I think this year…
walk…pinch run with Gardner!!!! COME ON MELKY!!!!
Agree completely Krueg. Touchdown celebrations I don’t care about, but making a basic tackle? Sit the fuck down.
Wow, good bunt there.
GREAT BUNT MELKY!!!! GARDNER TO SECOND!!!!! 1 out
AMEN brother!!! I love goal celebrations in hockey…Ovenchicken is one exciting bastard.
1-0 to Cervelli…
YES HE’S OUT AT HOME!
Holy shit what a play
Gardner gambles big and LOSES!!!! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?????
What a stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPID FUCKING PLAY!!!!
I can’t believe he did that with only 1 out. He would have scored on a sac-fly from 3rd!
Dumbass. Great play by Mauer though.
Ran us right out of the fucking game…stupid little fucking idiot.
Yep. Fucking dumbass.
Told you this game was a lost cause…
Well apparently Gardner wasn’t even looking, he was going completely off of what the 3rd-base coach said. Fire somebody, Steinbrenner!
He wanted to be a hero…now he’s a zero.
game. great job gardner…you blew it for your team. asshole.
2 quick outs for Ace…I like this guy. He always looks like he wants to kill someone…never looks scared.
GREAT JOB ACE!!!! COME ON DICKHEADS!!!! END THIS MESS!!!! Top of the order…
jeter weak ground out…1 out.
3-2 count to Johnny…
Johnny Damon. Holy fuck.
WALK OFF BOMB FOR JOHNNY DAMON!!!!! THE YANKEES WIN….THHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!!! 5 IN A ROW!!!! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!!
3 STRAIGHT WALK OFF WINS!!!! SOX-ISH MY FRIEND!!! :)
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