Culled from the Newswire

A few, low profile stories came across the wires earlier today. Didn’t catch the bodies of all these, but the headlines ought to suffice:

“Athletics Take Field 12 Seconds Late for Top of First; Sox Demand Forfeit”

“Tooth Decay up 17% in Bronx Following Yanks Soda Giveaway”

“Mussina Burns Non-Pitching Hand on Pregame Bullpen S’More, Will Miss Next Start”

“Randy Levine and Brian Cashman to Appear on Next ‘Fear Factor’; Rumored Task Involves Locating 5th Starter”

5 comments… add one
  • Well, that’s a completely unreasonable request by the Sox. It clearly states in rule 4.15(a) that the Athletics have a full five minutes to take the field after the umpire calls “Play.”

    Clay September 7, 2004, 3:40 pm
  • Good ones SF, but you missed:
    “Manny and Pedro Oust Nomar as Boston’s #1 Role Model; Lice and Spitting Now Prevalent Among Boston’s Aloof Children.”
    “Millar’s New Slogan’s True Meaning Revealed; MIT Cryptography Scholars Decifer that Slogan is Really an Anagram for ‘I Hate My Teammates’.
    “Francona Bunts Ortiz With Bases Loaded and No Outs; Triple Play Recorded.”

    JCL (YF) September 7, 2004, 4:09 pm
  • Ha. That last one rings true. In fact, I was in Fenway for the one game in baseball history in which two triple plays were recorded. Of course, it was the Sox who hit into them.

    SF September 7, 2004, 5:42 pm
  • That’s incredible – never knew that.

    JCL (YF) September 7, 2004, 5:53 pm
  • If I remember correctly, the first one was hit into by Tom Brunansky, maybe in the second inning. The second was hit into by Jody Reed, in something like the 6th inning. My Dad turned to me right before the second one and we both said “another triple play?” in a joking manner. They came through, though. Both of the TPs were 5-4-3 hard grounders right to the third base bag.

    SF September 8, 2004, 11:50 am

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