Mark Feinsand writes that “Alex Rodriguez has successful surgery on torn labrum in his right hip”. Not being a doctor, I must suppose that “successful” means that he didn’t expire, or maybe that they didn’t need to lose the leg.
“Yankees bosses are hopeful A-Rod will be back sometime in May. Phillipon said there was an 85-90% chance that Rodriguez would be able to play the rest of the season without further problems.”
Well, that’s good news. I know what Dr. Phillipon meant about “problems” and the rest of the season, but come on. Hahahahahahah. Hahahah. Hah!