Yes, that is an Onion headline:
Teammate Robinson Cano added that "watching him day in and day out,
it's easy to lose sight of the fact that everyone makes that kind of
play all the time… It's a joy just watching him glide up the middle,
catch the ball on a stolen base attempt, and lay down the tag as if
he's done it a million times before, which he has. What a teammate."
Good stuff as always.