Okay. We can all breathe a collective sigh of relief. Derek does appear in Jenna Jameson’s new tome—on page 525, if you’re flipping through—but his innocence remains intact. The scene is New York’s China Club. The players: Jenna, Jenna’s friend Nikki, Derek, Joe Montana. Jenna is high on ex. Derek, allegedly, hits on Nikki and Jenna. “He bored me, so I went to talk to Joe Montana,” writes Jenna’s ghostwriter, Neil Strauss. When Joe puts his hand on her leg, Jenna realizes two things: “the first is that I should never be in public on Ecstacy and the other was that I should have stayed with Derek Jeter.”
Our guess: Derek was merely humoring the porn queen.