Derek & Jenna: It Ain’t So

Okay. We can all breathe a collective sigh of relief. Derek does appear in Jenna Jameson’s new tome—on page 525, if you’re flipping through—but his innocence remains intact. The scene is New York’s China Club. The players: Jenna, Jenna’s friend Nikki, Derek, Joe Montana. Jenna is high on ex. Derek, allegedly, hits on Nikki and Jenna. “He bored me, so I went to talk to Joe Montana,” writes Jenna’s ghostwriter, Neil Strauss. When Joe puts his hand on her leg, Jenna realizes two things: “the first is that I should never be in public on Ecstacy and the other was that I should have stayed with Derek Jeter.”

Our guess: Derek was merely humoring the porn queen.

7 comments… add one
  • Classic Jeter: makes the right decision in a critical situation and gets kudos from even those he dissed.

    JCL (YF) September 23, 2004, 8:18 pm
  • P.S. Is Ron J. in previous chain Ron Jeremy?

    JCL (YF) September 23, 2004, 8:21 pm
  • Ah, the Derek Jeter revisionism and hagiography continues…
    Derek, rejected by a woman who’d likely sleep with a farm animal, somehow gets credit for making a “good decision.” It boggles the mind.

    SF September 24, 2004, 8:55 am
  • Um…wrong. Jameson “alleges” that Derek hit on her. That fact that SF believes a woman who’d likely sleep with a farm animal boggles the mind.
    Jeter is batting .293

    JCL (YF) September 24, 2004, 10:07 am
  • My guess is a woman who would admit to potentially sleeping with a farm animal is pretty darn credible – what’s left to hide?!

    SF September 24, 2004, 10:12 am
  • Well, there’s always the question of *which* barnyard animal she actually got friendly with…

    The Hedgehog (sf) September 24, 2004, 12:34 pm
  • Jeff Nelson?

    SF September 24, 2004, 4:57 pm

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