Derek & Jenna? Say it Ain’t So…

It seems an unlikely match. Him: discrete, modest, discerning taste, seems to prefer brunettes. Her: public sex queen, proud of it, likes her leopard skin, extremely blonde. Yet, somehow, we are told (in the editorial comments on ) that Derek Jeter’s name has made it into Jenna Jameson’s new book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.

We would love to investigate this matter ourselves, but if wife of YF were to find said book on our night table, there would be major trouble in the offing. So we ask of our readers: can someone out there (a bachelor, presumably) please review this fine work of literature and report back with the facts.

A prize awaits the first respondent in the comments section to clear matters up.

Comments on this entry are closed.

  • No need to review the book. I have some firsthand anectodal evidence. Derek, Jenna, and I were involved in a CRAZY threesome right after the 2000 Canyon of Heroes parade, and by “canyon of heroes” I ain’t talking about downtown Manhattan, if you know what I mean. Derek ended up sitting on the edge of the bed watching – he didn’t have much range up the middle and Jenna got kind of bored.
    Hope this clears things up.

    Ron J. September 22, 2004, 4:25 pm
  • Sorry, Hedgehog, but fantasy fiction belongs on
    The floor is still open…

    YF September 22, 2004, 10:31 pm
  • I can identify a special mark on Derek’s Louisville Slugger, if you need proof.

    Ron J. September 22, 2004, 11:08 pm
  • We await response from the field.

    YF September 22, 2004, 11:37 pm
  • Hah Hah Ron J., if you gotta tell everybody how big your bat is, well you know…
    On the serious side, has anybody actually read this book and know what it says?

    Joe (YF) September 23, 2004, 10:12 am
  • Eww … this is mrs. derek jeter talking thats so false!! Never gross yucky thats like the sox winning the WS it just doesnt happen!

    Lena October 5, 2004, 7:56 am