Derek’s Mini: Very Maxi

Sorry ladies, but you know what happens when New Year’s rolls around: out with the old, in with the new.

Derek’s (reported) new squeeze, after the jump. Because we care.

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Meet Mini Anden.

22 comments… add one
  • It’s a man, baby!

    SF January 12, 2006, 11:06 am
  • And thus began the longest thread in the history of the Internet.
    Very mannish features indeed. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

    Nick January 12, 2006, 11:18 am
  • Did someone scale up that wrist and hand in Photoshop? It looks like she can palm a basketball with that mitt, in addition to the Kool Menthol. Only Derek can tell us what it’s like to kiss someone with minty tar on their breath…

    SF January 12, 2006, 11:22 am
  • Derek won’t stand for a girl who smokes. I know. The night we did it, he told me that lung cancer and him don’t mix. She’s out the door by Valentine’s Day.
    !!!

    DeREK!4-EvA January 12, 2006, 11:31 am
  • ok, that was me. I couldn’t resist.

    Nick January 12, 2006, 11:34 am
  • All I know is that Mariah’s boobs are fake.

    Spidey January 12, 2006, 11:45 pm
  • Brangelina is 5 months pregnant…Derek Jeter has slept with at least 5 different women this past year…coincidence?

    walein January 13, 2006, 1:34 pm
  • Derek Jeter got Brad Pitt pregnant?!

    SF January 13, 2006, 1:37 pm
  • Don’t get me started on numerology. But yes, there is significance to the number 5, and that is no mere coincidence.

    RZA January 13, 2006, 1:37 pm
  • again, that was me. I couldn’t resist.

    Nick January 13, 2006, 1:39 pm
  • I’m just saying…Angelina Joile’s been married 50 times and Brad Pitt never got Paltrow or Aniston pregnant…the only person with super-strong sperm would have to be Derek Jeter.
    I’m just saying…

    walein January 13, 2006, 2:40 pm
  • If those are mannish features, I’m heading out for Brokeback Mtn.

    YF January 13, 2006, 2:57 pm
  • If those are mannish features, I’m heading out for Brokeback Mtn.
    This from a charter member of the Mindy Cohn fan club…

    SF January 13, 2006, 3:08 pm
  • Ouch.

    YF January 13, 2006, 3:42 pm
  • My guess is that Mindy’s boobs are not fake.

    Spidey January 13, 2006, 8:47 pm
  • Mindy was seen walking down the street arm in arm with Jason Varitek…canoodling.

    walein January 13, 2006, 8:51 pm
  • Tek – what a player. He can get TV stars!

    SF January 14, 2006, 6:38 am
  • i think she’s too virginal too be derek’s type

    john January 14, 2006, 10:02 pm
  • I think I’m going to cry. This sucks. We can come back. I hope. Go Pats.

    Laura January 14, 2006, 10:52 pm
  • I think I’m going to cry. This sucks. We can come back. I hope. Go Pats.

    Laura January 14, 2006, 10:52 pm
  • Oops. Didn’t mean to double-post. Sorry about that. At least I’m still polite.

    Laura January 14, 2006, 10:53 pm
  • I’m just amused by the fact that someone (her, or, more likely, some makeup artist somewhere) thought it would be a clever idea to downplay all her makeup, and then pile on a load of eyeshadow in a shade calculated to compete with, instead of enhancing, her eyes.

    Boston Fan in Michigan January 15, 2006, 3:56 am

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