NPR’s Amy Ettings reports today that Derek’s slide may have been broken thanks to the guidance of one Harry Steinkopf, 67-year-old resident of the Bristol Assisted Living Community in Lynbrook, Long Island. Harry, a member of the Bristol retirees softball team (!) posted Derek a letter suggesting he work out his swng in front of a mirror. Genius! Who needs Donnie?!
PS: Why do we suspect that Mr. Steinkopf = Ms. Ettings’ grandpa?