Ding Dong: Jays-Yanks Gamer I

Toronto and New York have combined to hit 272 balls that didn’t come back — the most in the majors — and face off tonight at the Stadium. Bautista hasn’t gone yard in nine games, which should freak you out since that means he is due to hit at least two. Henderson Alverez and Phil Hughes are on the bump and both like to give up homers, except Hughes hasn’t done so in his last three outings. Am I jinxing? Reverse jinx? All will be revealed. Comment away.

25 comments… add one

  • Time to crush the Jays…

    krueg July 16, 2012, 6:57 pm
  • 1-2-3 first for Hughes.

    That’s good.

    ARod pops out to the infield. Just had to say that. Because I hate him and he sucks.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 7:18 pm
  • Bases loaded with 2 outs for Swish…

    COME ON SWISH!!!!

    krueg July 16, 2012, 7:26 pm
  • Swish goes down looking…of course.

    He’s gone next year. Thankfully.

    0-0 after 1.

    0-for-1 w/RISP

    krueg July 16, 2012, 7:28 pm
  • MUSCLE BOMB!!!!

    1-0!!!!

    krueg July 16, 2012, 7:51 pm
  • 3 solid innings for Hughes so far…

    Low pitch count, pitched out of 1st and 2nd with no outs in the 2nd…

    Well done.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 7:54 pm
  • Billy Crystal is in the house!

    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-velous!

    krueg July 16, 2012, 7:56 pm
  • Fuck,

    2-1.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 8:18 pm
  • Now their no-name scrub pitcher is making us his bitch…

    I do not like how this is playing out.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 8:38 pm
  • A-Fail strikes again.

    2-1 after 5.

    Listless, boring, horrible game so far…has all the makings of a meltdown loss.

    I hope I’m wrong.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 8:40 pm
  • 2-2.

    Told you.

    Same old Hughes. Can’t hold it together.

    Their no-name pitcher is better than you Phil. You overhyped loser.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 8:45 pm
  • Bullpen up in the 6th…

    I’m actually surprised that he made it this far…

    krueg July 16, 2012, 8:46 pm
  • If he could ever strike ANYONE out, he would be a good pitcher…

    The dude is 0-2 on every single fucking batter he faces…somehow still blows it.

    Consistency? He is consistently horrible.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 8:48 pm
  • We are going to lose this game.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 8:52 pm
  • Threaten in the 6th?

    Of course not. DP, the Yankees calling card.

    Fucking joke.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 8:56 pm
  • Double…

    Here we go. Jays take the lead and shut down our garbage offense.

    I feel sick.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
  • He got out of it.

    7 innings, 2 runs.

    Fine. Not bad I will admit.

    But I still hate him.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 9:03 pm
  • Bautista hit the ball so hard he broke his wrist…

    Don’t think I’ve seen that before?

    krueg July 16, 2012, 9:26 pm
  • Another $30 million single with no one on….

    WOO HOO!!!!!

    krueg July 16, 2012, 9:29 pm
  • A-Fail to 2nd on a passed ball…

    Cano up with 1 out…

    At least the DP is off now.

    Shouldn’t have said that.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 9:30 pm
  • Seeing-eye single for Robbie…

    1st and 3rd with 1 out…

    COME ON TEX!!!! BRING THE PAIN!!!!!

    krueg July 16, 2012, 9:33 pm
  • Tex gets plunked on the foot…

    Bases loaded again…

    For fucking Swisher.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 9:39 pm
  • Swisher fails.

    No surprise there.

    At least he didn’t hit into a DP.

    Fucking worthless. Have fun playing on some shit team next year asshole.

    krueg July 16, 2012, 9:46 pm
  • GRAND MOTHERFUCKING SALAMI BABY!!!!!!!!!

    RAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    6-2!!!!!!!

    krueg July 16, 2012, 9:49 pm
  • That ball landed about 6 seats over from where we sat…

    krueg July 16, 2012, 9:50 pm

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