This happened just two days ago: attackgerbil let his chickens out of The Egg Majal to run around the yard and eat bugs and poop on his patio as chickens are wont to do. I came out to re-incarcerate them in their chicken palace when I saw a Blue Jay fly into the coop, hop on a ledge, and dive straight for the egg box. Dirty nasty thieves they are, stealing precious eggs. Chased it out of there, we did, nasty Jay squawking whole time about wes doesn’t understand the power of the incredible edible egg.
The game is already underway, with Phelps on the mound to face those sneaky Jays while Brandon Morrow is on the mound for Toronto. Comment away.