Enemy Territory

"The House that Ruth Built".  "The Toilet". "Slated for Demolition".  Call it what you will, but this SF is taking the bold step of entering Yankee Stadium tonight to watch what will likely be another smothering of one of the American League’s weaker teams.  And no, the Yankees are not playing the Red Sox.

Nonetheless, we’re going to do everything in our power to make the experience a good one, from the standard clothespin over the nose to the non-descript white teeshirt and pullover we will be donning, we hope to experience as little discomfort as possible.  No doubt my host and his buddies will make it known that we support the good guys up the road, they wouldn’t want us to have a peaceful 4 hours, of course.  We may try to liveblog a bit from up there, though it would hardly be surprising if the brutes up in the Bronx did their typical, bullying thing and smashed our prized blackberry.  Just so long as they don’t take my lunch beer money all will be well. Go Tampa.

5 comments… add one
  • Have fun storming the castle, boys.
    I like the way the plethora of plastic bags artfully waft in the breeze. So American Beautyish, without the pedophilia.

    attackgerbil September 13, 2006, 3:11 pm
  • 1) First things first. George, Inc. will be taking SF’s beer money!
    2) The struggle with Moslem extremist terrorists goes on, but the Sawx are vanquished!!
    3) We won’t advertise who SF roots for, but as the saying goes, if you leave the pledges alone long enough they will haze themselves…so either way we’ll end up ducking whatever starts flying when/if da Bronx is provoked…
    4) It’s great that SF is joining tonight! Go Yanks!

    Tonight's host September 13, 2006, 3:20 pm
  • Thanks Tonight’s Host. Please take care to prevent SF from angling glare from the stadium lights off his Blackberry screen and into Jeter’s eyes. If he tries that, hold him down and force-feed him Yankee Sushi. The streak is in your hands.

    YF September 13, 2006, 3:30 pm
  • if you leave the pledges alone long enough they will haze themselves
    Come on, I am not as dumb as I look…

    SF September 13, 2006, 3:51 pm
  • Will you stand up and cheer any TB runs, SF?

    Sam September 13, 2006, 4:48 pm

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