The reality of pain, and the joy of laughter
My hopes and dreams shattered
by the miscalculation of my own situation
It’s difficult to keep my nerves patient
Facing the forecast of fears
that none of my peers have ever been faced with
As if this pathetic and barely literate drivel isn’t enough to make one want to take a hammer to JJ’s writing/shooting hand (and Duke in general), everyone’s favorite tin-eared bandwagon jumper goes and shows up wearing his dress blues (less tasteful people might say "blue dress"). Deadspin and Touching All the Bases document the KoAFR.
That’s "King of All Front Runners", to be more specific.
(Hat tip to YF-Spidey for the link)