First Ever “Diagnose YF” Contest

I don’t want to make light of mental health issues, but YF’s rantings and ravings, his mood swings, his confused postings of the first 15 games of the season beg the question: is there something wrong with YF?  Is he suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder?  Is it a panic disorder?  What about the possibility of a baseball bi-polarity? In the interest of helping my dear friend, I hereby announce the first ever amateur blogger mental state diagnosis contest.  Submit your thoughts in the comments. The winner gets 30 minutes on the couch with YF.

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7 comments… add one
  • Those who live in glass houses…..
    According to Dr. Kenneth P———, whom we visited earlier this week, The State of the YF is Good. (Okay, he’s a puminologist, not a shrink, but whatever.)
    Anyway, geniuses are supposed to be a little obsessive-compulsive. We can’t help it. Such is the price of greatness, and we gladly pay.

    YF April 21, 2005, 9:34 am
  • SF, what was your diagnosis and where did you go for treatment? YF is sounding uncannily like you did last year around July/August.

    Clay April 21, 2005, 10:31 am
  • My diagnosis was cognitive dementia, brought on by years of emotional bipolarity, related to a paranoia attributable to the uncontrolability of others.
    YF’s condition may vary, though, and could just be a simple, long-needed unhinging.

    SF April 21, 2005, 12:09 pm
  • Oh, and I got treatment over the course of a month last October, you know the Doctor(s) I think.

    SF April 21, 2005, 12:10 pm
  • October? What happened then? I seem to have some sort of temporary amnesia with respect to events in the second half of that month…

    Clay April 21, 2005, 1:27 pm
  • ahh…sweet denial!! clung to it myself through the winter…

    sweetjetes April 21, 2005, 7:27 pm
  • 2004 never happened, it was all just a bad dream.

    Anonymous April 22, 2005, 10:21 am

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