First Pitch

Old: Red Sox fans as bitter, fatalistic bridesmaids

New: Red Sox fans as cocky, arrogant champions

Old: Yankees fans as cocky, arrogant champions

New: Yankees fans as cocky, arrogant, bridesmaids

Old: NO-mah

New: ED-gah

Old: 14 ½ game division leads

New: 3-0 series leads

Old: David Wells, Curt Schilling, Tim Wakefield, Mike Myers

Really Old: Randy Johnson, Bernie Williams, Kevin Brown, Mariano Rivera, Jorge Posada, Tino Martinez, Tom Gordon, Mike Mussina, Mike Stanton, John Flaherty, Rey Sanchez, Tony Womack.

Old: The Rivalry

New: THE Rivalry

Old: the 2004 Season

New: the 2005 Season

PLAY BALL!!!!!

5 comments… add one

  • Yes indeed. Award rings. Play ball. Let the new season begin.

    Melissa April 1, 2005, 11:39 am
  • Red Sox still not even close to the frachise the Yankees are. Priceless

    Bob April 1, 2005, 2:38 pm
  • Agreed. Thanks be to God for that.

    Melissa April 1, 2005, 7:06 pm
  • Gentlemen I would like to take this time and wish both clubs much luck in the coming season. I look forward to the mayhem. Last season was a gift. To all my Yankee fans near and far its time. Lets Go Yankees.

    El Duque April 1, 2005, 11:15 pm
  • People of Boston its over. Luck

    The Curse is back 05-?. April 1, 2005, 11:35 pm

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