Fully knowing what happened when Nick put up a Sox gamer (11-0 run for our squad), we put this thread up only because we're nice, not because we want to. We assume no blame for what may follow, though we are 100% certain it will involve inappropriate gesticulations from the Yankees' silly pitcher. Chat about the action in the Bronx here.
96 replies on “For Krueg: Rays-Yanks Gamer”
We suck. 0-1. as always, we can’t hit good pitching so garza is owning us. pathetic.
TIE GAME!!! SWISH GOES YARD!!!! 1-1
BRING THE NOISE, BRING THE FUNK YANKEES!!!
The gameplan remains the same. Work the count, get to the Rays’ worse-than-the-Yankees bullpen ASAP.
Jeter didn’t get the memo apparently.
2 out double for johnny…
man teixeira just missed that double…f-ck.
complete BS call…he was safe. f-ck you fat, blind a-shole ump!!!!
wicked pitch…K. sweet. 2 outs.
GREAT stop by arod…teixeira with the scoop. 3 outs. nice. WE NEED SOME F-CKING RUNS!!!
weak ground out for arod…awesome.
hip hip…single. if he had ANY wheels it would have been a double. godzilla is an automatic out so let’s see if joba can make it though another inning without a meltdown…
big suprise…a WEAK grounder to 2nd from god-OUT-za…you f-cking suck matsui. go back to japan you loser.
nice error jorge you piece of sh-t…instead of 2 outs, now 2nd with 1 out. you suck posada.
jeter got us out of it…swish walk, melky full count…COME ON MELKY!!!
GOOD EYE MELKY!!!! WALK!!!! 1st and 2nd…no outs. Can we please score some runs now??? Captain Clutch bunt them over…maybe?
1-2…bunted foul. COME ON JETER!!!
We are getting good at the takeout slides…melky takes out the second baseman. no DP. 1st and 3rd, 1 out. Johnny better not hit into the DP…
Bullpen actions for the Rays…
Garza already at 90+ pitches…in the 5th.
jesus christ…damon check swing squibbler to the pitcher, gets swish caught in a rundown. 2nd and 3rd now, 2 outs. Teixeira time!!!! BRING IT!!!
2-0 to marky mark…
pops out to the catcher….YOU SUCK C-CK YANKEES!!!! YOU ARE A PATHETIC BUNCH OF LOSERS!!!! 2 WALKS TO START THE INNING AND YOU CAN”T SCORE 1 F-CKING RUN??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Joba pitching well…Cano can’t get the liner tough, great defense, not. 1st, 1 out.
Pena up…here comes the 2 run HR.
another single…1st and 2nd…here comes the meltdown. Cano can’t make the play again.
MELKY WITH THE SICK DIVING GRAB!!!! Would have scored a couple runs…great job!!!! that was the 2nd out too, I was mistaken…
One more out Joba…come on!!!!
3-0 count to some douche named matt joyce???
walks the f-cking bases loaded…meltdown is here. game, set, match.
Game. Joba sucks. 1-3.
steals second EASILY on jorge’s weak vaginal arm…nail in the coffin coming.
K…too little, too late. game is over.
we can’t beat the sox or the rays…that pretty much says it all. 3rd best team in the AL East. Screw the records. The losing streak starts now. Swept by the Rays, lose AT LEAST 2 in Fenway and then lose the series to the Mets. Back to .500 and another shit season. Thanks as-holes.
Another shit start by Joba…can’t wait to see how our amazing bullpen pitches the next 3 innings. It’s going to be a f-cking bloodbath. we are a joke.
weak-ass pop out for choke-rod. 1 out.
k for cano…pathetic.
another 1-2-3 inning for the f-cking putrid new york yankees. choke-rod, cano and jorge are pathetic.
ace in to pitch the 7th…this is going to suck. Pettitte tomorrow so that’s a guaranteed loss. I can’t believe I actually was starting to believe we were a good team. that’s my fault and it won’t happen again…
pop out…swish guns to first from a funky angle and the bounce let the douche get back to first. 1 out. 1st still.
OH MY GOD!!!!! JORGE ACTUALLY THREW SOMEONE OUT AT SECOND!!!!! WOW!!!! 2 outs.
K for ace…one scoreless inning. Not that it matters, we can’t score any f-cking runs anyways.
pinch hit pena or someone for god-OUT-za…he is awful. slow, can’t hit…just awful.
1 out. big surprise.
that was the most pathetic 1-2-3 inning I have seen by this piece-of-shit, overpaid, lazy, sorry-ass team…what a f-cking joke.
captain un-clutch chokes…1 out.
johnny choke-mon in a hole 1-2
single. meh. teix-CHOKE-ra will hit into a DP.
Teixeria single…should have been a double but he crushed it off the wall and the LF’er made a good play to hold him. choke-rod is up to hit into the DP.
1st and 3rd, 1 out for choke-rod. here we go…
fastball right down the middle…whiff. 2-1
walked the bases loaded…good eye arod. cano up and he has great numbers with the bases loaded. not. this is the game. rays going to the bullpen. get a hit cano you worthless douche.
here we go…
yankees 0-6 with RISP today…
walked in a run!!!!! 2-3. bases still loaded for HIP-HIP….JORGE!!!! COME ON!!!!
Jorge hits a grounder to the 3rd baseman who promptly BOOTS IT!!!! TIE GAME!!!! 3-3!!!! BASES STILL LOADED FOR god-OUT-za…crap.
4-3!!!!! GOD-OUT-ZA BEAT OUT THE DP!!!! UNREAL!!!! 1st and 3rd, 2 outs…
walks bases loaded again for Melky….BLOW THIS F-CKING GAME OPEN!!!!!
berroa running for godzilla…fyi
melky K’s on a BS call from the first base ump…as-hole. Here comes Mo…can he actually NOT blow the game????
ENTER SANDMAN!!!!! END THIS GAME WITH YOUR AWESOMENESS!!!!
BRING IT MO!!!!
0-1 to joyce…
1 out. teixeira fields the weak grounder and steps on the bag…
0-1 to gross…
K!!!! 2 outs!!!!
Evan in to pinch hit…showdown baby!!!!
GAME!!!! YANKEES WIN….THEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!! 20th comeback win of the season…unreal.
It would be nice if they could just go out and destroy some teams more often but we’ll take it!!!!
Back in first place maybe??? Just flipped over the the Sox game to check it out. Bottom 9, down 6-3 to the Rangers.
Lowell hits into a yankee-patented DP…2 outs. Up to Papi to keep the game alive…
First place! It’s nice not falling 8 games behind before the All-Star break.
FIRST PLACE AGAIN BABY!!!!
Negative reinforcement is the difference…
krueg is super negative, but I would still prefer him over Susie.