For Whom the Sheff Tolls

You didn’t think we were going to let our little scoop go at one post did you? Not a chance. Yesterday we brought you the news that our combative (and soon to be ex) rightfielder, Gary Sheffield, will be sending another of his patented stinging liners into the Yankee dugout, but this in the form of a tell all book on his time in the pinstripes. Surprised? Don’t be; this isn’t even Sheff’s first book. (It’s a good bet he’s the only member of PEN with 400 homers.) Which is not to say he couldn’t use a bit of help picking out a title for the new tome. A few suggestions from the staff here at YFSF:

The God Delusion
Team of Rivals
The Affluent Society
The End of the Affair
The Sheff and the Fury
Fiasco
I Don’t Like You
Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant ‘Roids, and How Baseball Got Big
The World Is Flat—No Seriously, And There Were No Dinosaurs Either
(with Carl Everett)

Other ideas? We’re sure they’d be welcome.

11 comments… add one
  • “G is for Cancer”
    “Swinging for the Fences: Right Field at Fenway Park”
    “F*ck All’y’all: The Gary Sheffield Story”

    SF November 2, 2006, 11:57 am
  • attack gerbil’s rejected titles and ghost writers:
    Battlefield Sheff – L. Ron Hubbard
    A Town Like Malice – Nevil Shute
    Catch-11 – Joseph Heller
    Lord Of The Dropped Flies – William Golding
    The World According To Gary – John Irving (alt.: A Prayer For Gary Meany)
    One Fell Out Of The Cuckoo’s Nest – Ken Kesey
    Sheff Life with Steinpecker – Tom Robbins
    and my personal favorite..
    Do Andros Dream Of Electric Sheep? – Phillip K. Dick

    attackgerbil November 2, 2006, 2:13 pm
  • Pride, Power, Pinstripes and Prejudice – Jane Austen
    Crime Dog and Punishment: McGriff, Me and The Padres – Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    attackgerbil November 2, 2006, 4:23 pm
  • A Tale Of Six Seven Cities – Charles Dickens

    attackgerbil November 2, 2006, 4:29 pm
  • Just A Little Cream: It Never Hurt Noone

    John Shankman November 2, 2006, 5:11 pm
  • Some unlikely titles…
    No Hard Feelings
    A Documentary History of the New York Yankees (2004-2006)
    Profiles in True Leadership: Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez
    The Sheffield Guide to Contract Negotiations
    Swingin’ Easy
    My Life Among the Sheffworks

    rabid stan November 2, 2006, 5:50 pm
  • More unlikely titles…
    Move That Pole a Little to the Left; No, Camera Left
    The Mistake of Me: Why a Man Who Represents Himself has an Idiot for a Client
    Gary, Gary, Quite Contrary

    rabid stan November 2, 2006, 6:12 pm
  • Stan, I like the ones you put up, especially the contract one, but it imagine it would be printed with a yellow cover and was titled: “The Sheffield Guide To Contract Negotiations For Dummies

    attackgerbil November 2, 2006, 9:39 pm
  • I’m Payin for the Goddamn Limo

    tc November 2, 2006, 10:05 pm
  • Scott Boras Is a Big, Fat, Idiot: And Other Observations from the Best-Hitting Agent in MLB.

    tc November 2, 2006, 10:07 pm
  • …hilarious…you guys put up some funny ones…i think my favorite was: “…cuckoo’s nest”, gerb…i’m still laughing…
    here’s another couple of unlikely titles, and not just because they’ve already been used: “Pride of the Yankees” and “Yankee Doodle Dandy”….

    dc November 2, 2006, 10:33 pm

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