If you go up against Sheffield and only lose 4 teeth, I’d consider yourself lucky.
This is off-topic, since it’s from a real sports journalism source and not The Onion, but for some reason, I think the Humor tag could still apply:
Clemens sighted at Jose Canseco’s party! Photographic evidence reported to exist!
Potential defense for Clemens: “Maybe if the burgers had been better, I might have remembered being there.”
Favorite bits from this article are RE: Giambi and Rivera.
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