From today’s Globe:
"Did you know that on the street corners, you can buy star maps that show where the stars’ homes are?" Derek Lowe said with a bemused smile. "I don’t know if they really show where they live, but that’s what they say."
This quote begs several questions:
Did Derek ever see the "Bad News Bears"?
Does Derek know that there are even stores open 24 hours that sell gasoline and soda?
Does Derek know that they buried a tunnel in Boston, replacing the Central Artery?
Does Derek know that there was a contested election in 2000?
Does Derek know all about space travel?
Where has this guy been?!