Categories Yanks Gamers/Postmortems Glorious: Opening Day At The Stadium: Halos-Yanks Gamer I Post author By attackgerbil Post date April 13, 2012 46 Comments on Glorious: Opening Day At The Stadium: Halos-Yanks Gamer I Kuroda on the mound in the Bronx. Welcome back, New York baseball. We missed you. ← Now Batting, Number One: Mother Nature: Yanks-O’s Gamer III → Obstruct This: Fenway Rays-Sox Gamer I 46 replies on “Glorious: Opening Day At The Stadium: Halos-Yanks Gamer I” Thanks AG!!! Kuroda gets through the 1st unscathed…1 single and 1 K… Under 20 pitches. Nice work. Offense time. Santana gets a wide low strike against the Captain to start off the Yankee first. Looks like a BEAUTIFUL day in the Bronx. Santana’s breaking pitch is filthy right now. Granderson can’t check up. Jeter and Granderson K… 2-out single for ARod… COME ON CANO!!!! ARod swipes 2nd? Nice. 4 pitch walk to Cano. Tex? ARod gets a single to left center… tough pitch to hit. Wow.. net feed is way lagged… Lots of people on mlb.tv right now I’m guessing. Walks Tex. Bases loaded for Swish. Bring it Swish. Do this. 3-RUN TRIPLE FOR SWISHER!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!! A TWO OUT HIT!!!! WITH RISP!!!! PRAISE SCIENCE!!!!! 3-0 Double, not triple… I got a little excited there. 3-0 after 1… Big DP. No damage. More runs please. Leadoff single for Muscle up the middle… Passed ball advances Muscle to 2nd… Crazy play… Gardner got hit on the foot. Went to first, Muscle stole 3rd with the 3rd baseman in for the bunt… Now I’m not sure what happened but they are calling it a ball and Muscle is still on 3rd. Weird. And then Gardner walks… 1st and 3rd with no outs.. Jeter. Gardner picked off first. Fuck. Jeter grounds out to the drawn in infield… Muscle can’t score. 2 outs. Come on. Muscle stranded at 3rd. This is what I am talking about. And Granderson still looks lost at the plate. Breaking balls are eating him alive. He looks like first-half of ’10 Curtis again. Nice inning for Hiroki in the 3rd. 2 K’s No damage. ABOMB NUMBER ONE!!!!!! DEAD CENTER FIELD!!!!! FIRST PITCH!!!! That aboy Alex. 4-0 Another nice inning for Hiroki. Got a DP to get out of the inning. No damage. 4-0 1-2-3 4th…but more pitches for Santana. 4-0 after 4. No runs again. 5 great innings so far. Nice. GRANDERSON!!!! Turned around a change up. 5-0!!!! ANOTHER hit for AROD… 3-for-3. Keep the line moving boys… WTP for Tex. 5-0 after 5. GREAT diving play by Cano robs Fat Bobby of a single… 1 out. GREAT off speed pitch to K Pujols. 2 outs. 1-2-3 6th for Kuroda! 80 pitches. No runs. Great outing. 1-2-3 6th for Santana. 5-0. Heading to the 7th. I need to see a replay of ARod’s homer… missed it in RT. But the interwebball is dog slow right now. 1-2-3 7th for Hiroki. Outstanding. Tied Jr. with that one? 1 out double for Jeter… 8 innings of scoreless ball by Kuroda. CG? Headed to the 9th… Phelps coming in to close it out. 5-0. Hiroki back out to try and finish it up himself! Infield single by Fat Bobby and that’s it… 8 innings of shutout ball. Outstanding. Standing O. Pujols hits into a DP. 1 more out. Game. 4 in a row. This is more like it. Hiroki was the krueg player of the game (a new feature I just thought up). He went 8 innings, 0 runs, 6 K’s and 5 hits. > krueg player of the game (a new feature I just thought up) Needs to be more catchy. Call it the Kruegger. Or “he wins a kruegy”. The guy that steals the most bases wins a krugerran….d. Okay, I’m tired and need to eat dinner. Since this is actually a FOX broadcasted game, it’s blacked out here. I am devastated. Yet another reason to hate all things FOX. Maybe I can find a free feed on the inter web somewhere. Sigh. Comments are closed.