The Twins found those WMD’s tonight, and they didn’t need a trip to Iraq. Solid work from the Yankee bats, the revived K-Bro, and that Senator from Mass.
Congratulations to the BoSox. We hope to see them soon.
Be careful what you wish for, Yankee Fan! (My wife is laughing at me because I wasn’t feeling quite so jaunty when Vlad hit is Slam. Then I was about to puke.)
“K-Bro”? Can we please do better with the nicknames? Putting the first name’s initial with the first syllable of the last name is so 2004.
I mean, it sounds ridiculous: “D-Ort with the walkoff homerun off of J-Wash to win the series for the B-Sox! Wow, do I love that P-Mart and that C-Schill, they can really chuck them. And how about the rest of those idiots? K-Foulke, M-Tim, A-Emb, and the rest of the bullpen? And let’s not forget K-Mill and O-Cab!”
Let’s try something new, shall we?
At least the man gave props to our Senator, err, next prez….
All hail the Bean Town Banter…
“Now, if you’re a Red Sox fan, [not living in a world of reality is] OK.” — John Kerry 10.08.04
John “Manny Ortez/Eddie Yost is my favorite Red Sox player of all time” Kerry and Dan Shaughnessy can both suck it. Fraud fans the both of them.
How any Red Sox fan could support such a fake fan is beyond me.
Oh, and he didn’t even know how many games back for the AL East we were when he had his midnight rally last month after the GOP Convention.
I’ll leave this one to SF, but suffice it to say that I think most of expect more from a president than a knowledge of the Red Sox lineup. And now back to baseball…
I expect honesty on something as inconsequential as supporting a sports team. Why lie about being a fan if you really aren’t– and Kerry really isn’t? He lies about something so meaningless because he thinks it’s helpful politically– just like he let everyone think he was Irish. I’d respect him a ton if he’d just say, “You know, sports aren’t my thing. Sorry. If you want to ask me about legislation or something, I’ll be happy to answer your question about that.”
You’re selling but we’re not buying. So the guy is an ocassional, casual fan. He’s from Mass and he roots for the Sox, but he’s a busy guy, and baseball isn’t exactly on the top of his priority list. So be it.
As for honesty, we expect it on the CONSEQUENTIAL items, like the botched war we’re stuck in, an economic recovery that’s losing jobs, “clean skies” initiatives that sully the environment, “no child left behind” programs that leave children behind all over the place….the list is endless. And WHERE’S OSAMA? But this is not a political blog. If you want to bitch about Kerry, head over to the RNC website.
Seriously, now. No more.
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