The Rays hang 4 on Buchholz in the top of the first, and then Aviles gets picked off after singling in the bottom of the first. I'm trying to remember why he is leading off again. Someone remind me. Oh yeah, my MFRS is hurt. I would not say that Valentine has magical powers that forcibly manifest his reality, but those bizarre spring training experimentations have now proved truth by necessity. Cue the theramin. Jeremy Hellickson is pitching for the Rays at Fenway. Comment away.