Now that we have discussed our particular flavors of vodka (in what I found to be a very refreshing conversation, but the way) after a day off, it’s time to get back to enjoying some baseball action as the Yankees go to the Jake, and place Pettitte against the Cleveland nine. The Bombers’ bats battle Cliff Lee.
As your attorney, I advise you not to look back at the April series without a potent potion close at hand. Comment away…
115 replies on “High Spirits: Yanks-Tribe Gamer V”
Alright…if any of the crew is joining me tonight. My masterful negative reinforcement may be difficult tonight. I am feeling extra happy and mellow this evening.
Let’s Go Yankees!!!!
krueg, i love your in-game commentary…you come right out and say what many of us are thinking…that’s what i like about the emotional roller coaster that is baseball…it really gets the blood boiling…
Thanks homeboy. It’s half true emotion, half channelling a loud-mouth New Yorker!!!
High spirits indeed!
Cha….CHING!!!!
Damn, this place to smoky. I can hardly see you! Maybe it’s cause my eyes are red and half closed?
I gotta say that I’m a big follower of The Trials and Tribulations of Krueg during Yankees games. Quite entertaining!
Thanks Ath…you treacherous bastard!!! ;)
Rain delay????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This is harshing my mellow!!!
STUPID WEATHER…YOU SUCK!!!!
The wife and I are going to play some Guitar Hero until the game starts…peace.
I like to read them after the game. Quite amusing with hindsight.
If it ain’t broke…don’t fix it. Negative Reinforcement works new guy!!! ;)
Um…I’m getting really bummed out right now.
Someone please tell me we are going to have a game to watch???
The rain is supposed to end sometime before 9:00. I assme they’ll get the game in.
Thanks bro…
Michael Kay says we are close to playing ball…excellent.
Strike 1 to Jeter…it’s over.
single Jeter. sweet.
christ johnny…horrible. I could take a better hack and I’m large.
teixeira single…jeter to 3rd. Come on ARod…at least a SAC fly RBI!
ARod walks…bags loaded with Yankees. Let’s go Cano!!!
Cano chokes…K. Hacking at everything like a douche. Unreal.
hip…hip…STRIKEOUT! Ass clown. 0 runs from bases loaded and 1 out. Not 1 stinking run.
GAME! Losers. Pettitte is going to get rocked like a hurricane…
Great grab by marky mark. 2 outs.
1-2-3 inning for Pettitte? Really? But for how long????
Godzilla puked up a weak ground out…worthless.
Steal 2nd gardner…some one please get a RBI???
CAPTAIN CLUTCH!!!! 1-0!!! 1st and 2nd with one out. Steal 3rd Gardner.
Johnny single…liner so Gardner couldn’t get home. Bases loaded for Teixeria. COME ON MARKY MARK!!!
RBI for Teixeira!!! 2-0!!!
2nd and 3rd for ARod…2 outs. COME ON AROD!!!
JUST misses a double…now 0-2.
Froze Choke-Rod on the breaking ball…great job f-cko.
OK Pettitte…you have a 2-0 lead, what are you going to do with it? Protect it? Or blow it and ruin my evening…do the right thing ass clown.
Bad Pettitte…about to give it back. GAME.
HUGE DP! Wow.
They’re making Lee throw a lot of pitches.
cano single.
Midges!
infield single for hip hip, 1st and 2nd no outs. COME ON MATSUI!!!! BONZAI!!!!
CONSPIRACY!!!!
Matsui moves the runners over…1 out. Domo Arigato Godzilla.
I have zero confidence in Swish.
Swish with the RBI FLY BALL!!! 3-0!!! Cano to 3rd with 2 outs…Gardner? RBI please?
Nope. 3-0
Come on Pettitte…BE THE BALL!!!
ARod dives…missed the ball. single. weak.
Pettitte walks Martinez, 1st and 2nd with 2 outs. COME ON ANDY!!! BE THE BALL!!!
F-ing walks the bases loaded. This looks like typical Pettitte. Choke artist.
3-1 count. Christ.
ground out. science be praised.
Time to blow this game open boys…Cliff Lee is a girly man.
1-2-3 whimper of an inning…i cannot watch andy blow this game. really harshing my mellow pettitte.
2 out single…game. meltdown.
3 outs. No damage. Excellent.
Score some more runs. now. thank you.
Sox lost. 1st place is on the line. Mean anything to you stiffs?
ARod flailing at pitches like he has epilepsy.
ground out.
no hitting. pathetic.
Hip Hip putters around the bases for a double. Anyone care to get an RBI with 2 outs and RISP? Maybe? Please?
terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible called 3rd strike on Godzilla…
leadoff single…guano.
1 out.
Great play by ARod…2 outs. indian on 1st…2 outs.
3 outs. 2 more innings pettite. no bullpen. um…offense? hello? mcfly? anyone home?
i feel swish going down swinging.
infield single…didn’t know swish could move like that.
gardner…bunt?
nice. swish to 2nd. 1 out. jeter time.
Jeter moves swish to 3rd…damon time.
damon time to line out. garbage.
another…everyone now…leadoff single.
meltdown eminent.
pettitte out…ace in. not good. didn’t even make it through 6. 1st and 2nd with 0 outs. pettitte might be hurt?
“there’s something happening here…what it is ain’t exactly clear…”
pettitte on the bench. maybe not hurt? maybe hurt?
84 pitches…something’s up.
ace to clean up the mess? or meltdown under the pressure…
walks bases loaded off of pettitte’s 2-0 count…
0 outs.
K. great pitch.
sac fly…damon has no arm, obviously. 2 outs. 2nd and 3rd. 3-1
1st and 2nd i mean…
3 outs. ace limited the damage. we need some F-ING RUNS AS-HOLES!!!
teixiera qeak grounder…awesome. COME ON YOU LOSERS!!!!
AROD single…that’s more like it. let’s go!!!!
Something’s up with Pettite.
Speaking of rotation issues, anyone else see Cashman’s comments about Wang?
Yeah…Wang is far from rejoining the rotation, unless Andy is hurt. Bullpen dude.
walk…1st and 2nd. 2 outs. Matsui up…great. easy out.
first pitch ground out…what a f-ing loser. hari kari time godzilla…have some pride.
we’ve left mad men on base…this is going to come back to bite us tonight. not cool.
1-2-3 inning for ace. NICE!!!! GREAT JOB!!!!
Wang looked fine on Tuesday to me. His form was good, kept his leg straight, tapped the right toe, had the arm moving. I don’t see any reason he shouldn’t be back in the lineup.
Er, rotation.
swish weak ground out…come on you douches.
2 outs.
another 1-2-3 inning. we are going to lose this game.
2 out single…
K…stole second. 2nd with 2 outs. come on ace.
3 outs. GREAT JOB ACE!!!! RUNS!!!! NOW!!!
Son of a bitch, Ace might be for real.
word.
My 11 month old will be pissed if he has to watc another game with no Mo.
meat of the yankee order. let’s f-ing go.
I just want a victory and first place.
damon is awful. 1 out.
teixeira just misses a double…damn.
my power went out…directv taking forever to reboot. watching the game on my phone totally weak.
meat of there order…i’m afraid. can mo be mo?
mo…2 k’s…one more. please.
game back on finally…man, that takes forever.
0-1
to martinez…
they steal 2nd. 2 outs. 1-1 count.
First place!
Pettite-Rivera set the win-save record.
teixeira grabs the grounder…YANKEES WIN, THHHEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!!
1st place in the AL East for the first time in FOREVER!!!!
Tony, Toni, Tone said it best, “It feels good, yeah…it feels gooooooood!”
VICTORY HITS FOR ALL!!!!