All the ladies asking him to their various proms and formals died a little inside. Theo Epstein took himself off the market.
The Red Sox general manager threw a shutout at the paparazzi, gossip columnists, nosy sportswriters, celebrity bloggers, and any other potential wedding crashers by sneaking off earlier this month to marry Marie Whitney, and also managed to keep their honeymoon a secret.
Apparently initial reports that they married at Coney Island’s original Nathan’s Famous hot dog stand are not true. Perhaps she’s more of an Astroland gal?