HRD: Batter Up

In my neck of the woods, HRD stands for Hood River Distillery, which is where most bars get their well-grade hooch. If watching freakishly strong men pummel fat pitches in a farcical mockery of the sport while listening to Chris Berman isn’t your flavor of vodka, there’s nothing to see here. Otherwise, comment away.

14 comments… add one
  • Reigning MVP Justin Morneau manages an anemic 4 four dingers in his first turn. He complains. Kei Igawa is brought in to pitch.

    attackgerbil July 9, 2007, 8:25 pm
  • See, I would watch that, but there’s this documentary on the History Channel, and yeah…

    Paul SF July 9, 2007, 8:27 pm
  • The AL brings in Wily Mo, just to boost Kei’s confidence…

    SF July 9, 2007, 8:41 pm
  • YF in Da House. Isn’t Miggy in this thing?

    YF July 9, 2007, 10:05 pm
  • is that Vlad or Wil I Am?

    YF July 9, 2007, 10:07 pm
  • my television cable is messed up so I’m only getting 2 minutes of coverage here and there. That Rios has a great swing. He reminds me of A-Rod a bit.

    Nick-YF July 9, 2007, 10:08 pm
  • You can hear Jon Miller doing the stadium PA. We’re stuck with Boomer, Morgan, and Baker. No fair.

    YF July 9, 2007, 10:12 pm
  • Joe Morgan is just whack crazy.

    YF July 9, 2007, 10:22 pm
  • Guerero vs. Rios.
    Who’s the nutty guy in the t-shirt with the cartoons who keeps hugging everyone?

    YF July 9, 2007, 10:40 pm
  • > stuck with Boomer, Morgan, and Baker
    Stuck between dumb as a rock, dumber than dumb as a rock, and will you please make me your pet rock.

    attackgerbil July 9, 2007, 10:44 pm
  • Television remote controls’ mute buttons should be relabelled to say “Berman” on them.

    SF July 9, 2007, 10:47 pm
  • > “Berman” on them.
    love it. if mute read “michael kay zone” that would be okie too.

    attackgerbil July 9, 2007, 10:49 pm
  • YF,
    I think he’s the Dominican barber who cuts the hair of a lot of the Dominican players in the league. I know Robi Cano loves the guy. I might be mistaken though.
    Switching gears, I am defintely pulling for Vlady. He frequents a Cuban restaurant my wife and I go to in Huntington Beach. He signed a autograph for me there one night (thank God my wife speaks fluent Spanish). Seeing him up close… wow. He’s HUGE.

    bloodyank78 July 9, 2007, 10:49 pm
  • cuban in huntington beach. sounds mui bueno.

    YF July 10, 2007, 12:21 am

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