I’ll Be Honest: A’s-Yanks Gamer III

I want to see Phil Hughes have a stellar outing and for the Yankees to light Jarrod Parker up like a Roman candle, but to be honest, I’m not going to look at the score tonight. I’ve been invited to a pig roast, and had a very minor part in helping construct the feast. One of Carlton Farms exceptional animals — all 175 pounds of him — has been cooking, buried in a pit of apple wood coals, since last night, and I am going to go eat as much of it as I possibly can. And then eat some more. Then I will sit down, take off my showin’ shorts, put on my eatin’ shorts, and dive back into the fray. I’ll try and post a picture or two for all you foodies that take part in this here blog. Thank you, pig. Enjoy the game.

3 comments… add one
  • Smart move AG…with Hughes on the mound it’s a guaranteed loss.

    I’m taking the rest of the weekend off.

    Losing to the fucking A’s is unacceptable.

    krueg July 21, 2012, 7:14 pm
  • FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING LOSERS!!!!!!!

    LOST 3 STRAIGHT FUCKING GAMES TO THE FUCKING A’S???????

    REALLY YOU FUCKING BITCHES???? REALLY????

    FUCK YOU ASSHOLES…YOU ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS AND YOU ARE A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT TO
    THE UNIFORM!!!!

    World Series my fucking ass.

    I hate you fucking losers. You should be fucking ashamed.

    Fuck all of you.

    krueg July 21, 2012, 11:34 pm
  • I am not watching today…there is no joy in possibly winning one fucking game against the mighty A’s…

    I knew I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up. Knew it.

    Good pitching still owns us. Always.

    krueg July 22, 2012, 11:15 am

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