***Intercepted Memo***

From: Theo
To: Terry
cc: Larry
Subject: Repent!

Today is Yom Kippur, Terry, and I suggest you bust it over to Beth Zion this morning for some major league atonement. Your job is not to make Yogi “Deja Vu All Over Again” Berra look prophetic. I mean, you know what happened last year, right? Right?! If you don’t want to be mowing lawns with Grady next summer, you’re going to be fasting until sundown tonight. Shalom.

4 comments… add one

  • The problem is that Tito missed Kol NIdre, and therefore can’t repent. On the other hand, I am now pretty sure there is no God, since no self-respecting deity would have a team such as the Yankees enjoy such wild success, so what’s the point, really?
    Mah Nishtana…

    SF September 25, 2004, 12:30 pm
  • YF thats too much….and why is Pedro calling the Yanks his ‘daddies’?

    Casey (YF) September 26, 2004, 11:11 am
  • From a friend of YFSF:
    A very distressed Red Sox fan goes to his rabbi.
    “Rabbi,” he says, “I don’t know what to do. I know that tomorrow night is Kol Nidre, but the Red Sox are playing the Yankees and Pedro Martinez is pitching.”
    The rabbi smiles. “That’s alright. It’s for nights like this that God invented VCRs.”
    “Really?” the man said, his face lighting up, “I can tape Kol Nidre?”

    YF September 27, 2004, 4:08 pm
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