Interoffice Memo

To: All Staff
From: The Boss


I expect to win. No excuses. Each and every one of you people is accountable. We lose? There’ll be changes. Trust me. I’m not shelling out enough cash to reconstruct Iraq just to put on a good show. So there it is. I don’t care whether you’re hitting clean up—that means you Williams—or hawking Cracker Jack in the Tier Reserve; nothing short of victory is acceptable. I know I look sweet in those Visa ads, but don’t think I won’t let your butt go if things don’t work out. When it comes to firing, The Donald has nothing on me.

Anyway, try to relax and have a good time out there. New York loves you. Go Yankees!


PS: Gordon! Shave off that goddamn moustache!

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  • I’ve been reading the SoSH board to get my Hate up ( To get you Hate up please visit: Forget what’s happened in the past, do Sox fans really believe that they have so much a better team than the Yankees that they are posting that they’re gonna sweep? I understand that what’s happened in the past doesn’t matter, (except what maybe on the mind of certain players, who’s your daddy Pedro?), but there is no way you can tell me that the Sox are gonna sweep the Yankees. It could happen, anything’s possible. I could predict the Yankees are gonna sweep the Sox, it could happen, but it probably won’t. Yep, Sox fans got my hate up, they keep saying “We want the Yankees!” Well, guess what Gump, you got’em. Hope you choke on’em.
    P.S. I know there are all kinds of fans on both sides, and no one fan speaks for all. However, some of the moronic posts over at SoSH that are breaking the two teams down are giving the edge at SS to the Sox. Hey, it has worked it’s gotten my Hate up. Crush those Sox and make their fans cry. They say “Bring it on”, to which I quote from a really terrible movie and say “Oh, it’s already been brought!”.
    P.S.S. There is an especially good post calling all Yankee fans cowards, and that we’re already making excuses in case the Yankees lose. He says he’s hearing this from all his friends who are Yankee fans. First you need to get some friends with balls, and second, dude, no problem, you won’t find that here, no excuses, bite me, I’ve got you’re cowards right here (grabbing cojones, in case you couldn’t already picture that).
    Go Yanks! Hey Schilling, break a leg. No really I hope you break your freakin’ leg.

    Joe (YF) October 12, 2004, 1:56 pm
  • Hey, Joe, not to rain on your parade, but saying you hope that Curt Schilling breaks his leg, for real, as opposed to saying something like “hey, Curt, throw a good game, but I hope you lose”, might just put you in the “yankees fan as coward” category that you seem to be irate about.

    SF October 12, 2004, 2:23 pm
  • One last thing, Joe – if you got to, the Bombers’ equivalent of SoSH, then you’d find this as post #2 on the “predict the series” thread. Maybe you want to move out of that proverbial glass house?
    Registered: Aug 2004
    Location: NJ 10-12-04 06:51 PM
    ALCS MVP: Arod
    Game 1: Moose wins 3-2 squeaker
    Game 2: Pedro blown out by daddy, 10-7
    Game 3: Brown Shuts em Down, 6-3
    Game 4: Shut the door, 12-10

    SF October 12, 2004, 2:26 pm
  • SF, just a joke, based on his tender ankle, just getting the Hate up. Seems like it worked. But I don’t really hope he breaks his leg, I wouldn’t want to give Sox fans any excuses. I want Schilling to pitch so when the Yankees beat the Sox there won’t be any of this we were the better team crap. All that matters is winning. Ask the Florida Marlins.

    Joe (YF) October 12, 2004, 2:36 pm
  • SF, as per that poster, like I said all kinds of moronic fans out there. I’m sure there’s some moronic Yankee fan out there wishing Schilling would break a leg or something.
    Go Yankees. Pound the Sox. Who’s your Daddy?

    Joe (YF) October 12, 2004, 2:40 pm
  • SF, in case I wasn’t clear, and I forgot to add this to my previous post, I am sorry if anyone was offended by the break a leg joke, especially since it wasn’t clear it was a joke. I would be just as upset if people were making jokes about Rivera’s kin that just passed away. This is only a baseball game. I hope no one gets hurt, especially during the celebrations, as we so often see.
    That being said…
    Go Yankees. Pound the Sox. Who’s your Daddy?

    Joe (YF) October 12, 2004, 3:07 pm
  • Hey where is everybody, did I drive everybody away? I was just joking about Schilling, mostly ;)

    Joe (YF) October 12, 2004, 3:50 pm
  • To: Francona
    From: Torre
    Re: ALCS
    Congrats on getting the team past the Angels. I had a feeling I’d see your ugly mug this time of year. A word to the wise: watch your boys. Mouthing off the way Pedro did last year won’t get you anywhere. You better bring it. Don’t think that my squad isn’t up to the task. We’ve taken you to the cleaners how many times now? In any case, I look forward to a reasonably non-violent opening game.
    PS: Keep Pedro on his leash. Zimm’s in town.

    Anonymous October 12, 2004, 3:52 pm
  • Is there any way we can get Zimm on the Yankee bench? The players need to rub his head for luck, plus it would make Pedro nervous.

    Joe (YF) October 12, 2004, 4:53 pm
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