"I often get overheated cheering for the Sox, partially as a result of my girth, which has increased from having a few too many Fenway Franks" – Mike S., Sox fan
"Painting a bathroom mural of Yankee Stadium reminds me every day of the unmatched thrill that comes with being a Bomber fan" – Scout C., Yanks fan
Poland Springs is currently running a contest for the
most pathologically unselfconscious lunatic "ultimate fan", from which the above quotes are pulled. I appreciate the Yanks fan’s scatalogical honesty, and though I’d love to blindly support my fellow members of RSN, blind I am not. I don’t think we’re winning this one.
The ugly truth after the jump.
(Hat tip to Boston Dirt Dogs for the link)