Last night in the Bronx, the offensive juggernauts that are the Cleveland Indians and the New York Yankees combined for exactly one run. (Thankfully, our Bombers scored it.) This evening these same teams whip out their Johnsons, Randy and Jason. Ours is bigger. (6’10” vs. 6’6″). Both have sucked recently, neither one lasting long in their previous outing. Cold weather is no longer an excuse for their diminished returns. It’s time to stop shriveling in the spotlight, to stand up and put out. As my old football coach used to say (regarding field goals), “If you can’t get it up, you can’t get in.” Or maybe that was my basketball coach on free throws. No matter. We’re out of dick jokes. It’s time for baseball. Add your own comments on the night’s hot steamy action right here.