Keep Manny, Hold the Clams Redux

The ticker over at keepmanny.com is now beyond 57,000, and the loony offers keep pouring in. Ben Diercks (aka petitioner no. 7,654) remains our favorite kook, but, well, the man has company at the top:

-“I’d give Manny, his family, and any members of his posse free anesthesia (whenever they want or need it) for life.”—Jeff Klein, MD #47549

-“My 14 yr. old son said he would sell his soul to the devil and my 12 yr. old son said he would cut off his little toe….”—Michael Curby #52211

-“i would take a punch in the face from Mike Tyson, with out gloves, then proceed to take a Randy Johnson fastball in the grill! i would then dip my horribly sour and scared face in the ocean”—Alex #52229

“Have my students pledge allegiance to Manny every morning in homeroom.”—Ben Lewis #52779

Who can say no to recreational anaesthesia?!

5 comments… add one
  • Ya have to take yr opportunities for creativity when the arise, and clearly Red Sox Nation thinks this is one of those times.
    I’m definitely in. We gotta keep Manny. Unless we can talk Minaya out of David Wright, which ain’t gonna happen.

    mattymatty December 3, 2005, 1:21 pm
  • “This doesn’t mean Millar has to stay too, does it?” – Chris Paleoplogopoulos #33688

    Spidey December 3, 2005, 6:51 pm
  • What would YF do if Jeter were on the verge of being shipped? I shudder to think what his petition entry might be, and I can’t possibly speculate in writing, for cleanliness’ sake…

    SF December 3, 2005, 11:45 pm
  • It bet it might go something like this: “I would move A-Rod over to shortstop and finally win the World Series.”

    mattymatty December 4, 2005, 12:50 pm
  • It bet it might go something like this: “I would move A-Rod over to shortstop and finally win the World Series.”
    1) And that’s because he’s shown he can’t win the World Series?
    2) I think you’re confused, we’re talking about shipping Jeter out, not Nomahr.

    john yf December 7, 2005, 4:54 am

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