Keys to Victory

The big series starts tonight in the Bronx. What must the respective teams do to win? Our suggestions:

Red Sox Keys to Victory
-Keep Nelson-the-Dwarf away from Challenger-the-Eagle
-Start brawl; sic Pedro on Mel Stottlemyre
-Hide Jeter’s glove

Yankee Keys to Victory
-Put Nair in Damon’s shampoo
-Install foam padding around Kevin Brown’s locker
-Visitors clubhouse attendees: Dent, Buckner, Boone & Little

2 comments… add one
  • Keys to Yankee Victory:
    Make Nomar the visitor’s Clubhouse/Dugout attendent at Yankee Stadium.

    Joe (YF) October 12, 2004, 8:15 pm
  • Thats a good one … lol … only wish damon never showed up ..

    Lena October 21, 2004, 8:23 am

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