Kyle Forever! ChiSox-Yanks Gamer I

Bag of balls? Kyle Farnsworth? Bag of balls? Kyle Farnsworth?

Kyle Farnsworth!

The Yanks’ brain-trust used advanced metrics for this one, and Kyle lives another day. Who will he alienate tonight? How many hits will he give up in his 1 (or 2/3 or 1/3, or 0/3) inning of work?

Let’s hope he doesn’t pitch tonight, or in any meaningful inning again this season.

Speaking of tonight, the Yanks are playing the White Sox at the Stadium. Mussina battles the awful former Yank, Jose Conteras. Johnny Damon got a hit in his first at bat. Things are looking up. Go Yanks!

23 comments… add one

  • Bobby hits a three-run homer to start it off.

    Nick-YF July 31, 2007, 7:27 pm
  • Ah, good start for once, against the light hitting (knock on wood) Sox. Finally got a chance to check in..

    Lar July 31, 2007, 7:52 pm
  • The knock on wood didn’t work as Urbie proceed to smash a 3 run HR. 4-3 Yanks. C’mon Moose!

    Lar July 31, 2007, 7:55 pm
  • Oh ya, Moose now 38 pitches after 2. Though if he keeps pitching like this, pitch counts won’t matter..

    Lar July 31, 2007, 7:56 pm
  • The Yanks go down 1-2-3 as Contreras only at 44 pitches. Goo Yanks!

    Lar July 31, 2007, 8:01 pm
  • Alright, me outs of work. Go Yanks!

    Lar July 31, 2007, 8:05 pm
  • That was a f’ing laser Robbie just hit.

    bloodyank78 July 31, 2007, 8:18 pm
  • Damn, Melky just hit one too. Right down the LF line.

    bloodyank78 July 31, 2007, 8:22 pm
  • will arod be the only yankee not to hit a homer tonight?

    dc July 31, 2007, 8:51 pm
  • HOLY COW!!!! Godzilla has 13 home runs in July. Awesome! Always nice to make people pitch to A-Rod.

    Patrick July 31, 2007, 9:27 pm
  • How bout all those flashbulbs on that last ab for alex! looks like the turn of y2k on the manhattan skyline.
    great post gerb.

    YF July 31, 2007, 9:31 pm
  • And look here–it’s the man of the hour! Farnsy for the 7th in a blowout.

    YF July 31, 2007, 9:34 pm
  • And the pride of abraham baldwin agricultural college throws a clean 7th. hallelujah.

    YF July 31, 2007, 9:37 pm
  • it’s like he read my post and took it personally. Tough love works!

    Nick-YF July 31, 2007, 9:37 pm
  • it’s a beat down. upper deck for johnny. 15.

    YF July 31, 2007, 9:41 pm
  • 8 homers! Wow! An all-time Yanks record!!!

    Nick-YF July 31, 2007, 9:45 pm
  • Shelley Duncan for HR #8!!!! A Yankee record!!!!!!!!
    But Alex still on the schneid, and here he is…..

    YF July 31, 2007, 9:45 pm
  • AND HE LINES OUT TO CENTER!! Crap. What is this, 2006?

    YF July 31, 2007, 9:46 pm
  • at this point, I’d be surprised if Hideki doesn’t hit one again.

    Nick-YF July 31, 2007, 9:47 pm
  • YF – if it was 2006 he would’ve hit a HR. Because it would’ve been a meaningless run. =)

    Lar July 31, 2007, 10:18 pm
  • Also, nice to know everyone lost (Sox and Indians), so trade deadline or not, the Yanks can reasonably say they’re in the playoff hunt now.

    Lar July 31, 2007, 10:32 pm
  • Matsui is a monster. He hit 2 more home runs tonight. He now has 21 homers despite missing several weeks with injuries. He just might reach 30 hrs before Alex hits his 500th.

    yf2k July 31, 2007, 11:01 pm
  • yf2k,
    If Godzilla hits 9 Jacks before Arod hits 500; I’ll pay you a $100, and the Yankees will be in deep shit.

    bloodyank78 July 31, 2007, 11:51 pm

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