Bag of balls? Kyle Farnsworth? Bag of balls? Kyle Farnsworth?
The Yanks’ brain-trust used advanced metrics for this one, and Kyle lives another day. Who will he alienate tonight? How many hits will he give up in his 1 (or 2/3 or 1/3, or 0/3) inning of work?
Let’s hope he doesn’t pitch tonight, or in any meaningful inning again this season.
Speaking of tonight, the Yanks are playing the White Sox at the Stadium. Mussina battles the awful former Yank, Jose Conteras. Johnny Damon got a hit in his first at bat. Things are looking up. Go Yanks!