Slow week in the baseball world, it seems. No hirsute camerahogs defecting. No mediocre starting pitcher’s wives taxing their angstrom-wide brains with political harangues. No major metropolitan area second fiddle team GMs trying to ship half their roster and 2/5 of their future rotation to Baltimore to start a cascading 8-team, 47 player..wait. That last part might be true. Or not.
In any case, consider this your all-purpose January 2 hangover Manny for Miggy for Carlos for AnnaKris for Lastings for Kaz for…you get the idea…thread.