OK, so we know that YF has, like, such a major crush on Derek that we’re going to have to put up with his boring and no-longer-interesting Jeter Meter every week. We’re resigned to that. But, since he’s the one who made this about Sox/Yanks positional choices (Edgar’s going to be just fine, thank you very much) it’s only fair that we counter with two really stupid, premature, and simple-minded meters of our own. Here goes.
Red Sox Free Agent Pitcher Meter:
Clement: 2-0, 2.13 ERA, 25IP, 23K, 11BB, 8M per year
Wells: 2-2, 3.51 ERA, 25IP, 16K, 2BB(!), 2M per year plus incentives
Yankees Free Agent Pitcher Meter:
Wright: 2-1, 10.05 ERA, 14IP, 10K, 8BB, 7M per year
Unit: 1-1, 5.13 ERA, 26IP, 27K, 5BB, 16M per year
P.S. How’s Lieber doing?