In case you haven’t heard, the Devil Rays will be changing their team name. And not because of their history of suckdom. No, it’s because the word “devil” has a “negative association” with fans. We’d assume this was some kind of April Fool’s gag, but it’s still January, and they are, um, the Devil Rays. At least for the moment.
Feel free to post name alternatives here. (Our friends at Deadspin suggest “Yankees.”)