Bartolo Colon hasn't been getting much help from the Bombers' bats lately, with New York plating five runs total over his last three outings. Trevor Cahill get the start for Oakland. Comment away.
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Bartolo Colon hasn't been getting much help from the Bombers' bats lately, with New York plating five runs total over his last three outings. Trevor Cahill get the start for Oakland. Comment away.
82 replies on “Memorial Day Baseball: Yanks-As Gamer I”
I’m going to try and be positive today.
Does that mean you expect the Yanks to be mediocre as opposed to suck?
15-0
My every game expectation.
Overstock.com Coliseum…gross. I’m not sure which is worse, this place of the “Dump” in Tampa.
Cahill. 6-2 2.02 ERA. Not good.
The USA hats are really ugly. I’m sorry.
Leadoff single for the Captain…18 more?
Curtis teased us with a loud fly out. Lame.
TEX BOMB!!!! HE IS ON FIRE!!!!!
2-0
Cahill is all over the place…
ARod walks on 4 pitches…
Cano rips a double to score ARod but gets caught off 2nd like a fucking idiot…3-0, 2 outs.
What the fuck is up with all these base running errors?????
Hip Hip…automatic out. Please waive his sorry ass?
3-0
LOL, so much for the positive kreug! And all it took was 3 first-inning Yankee runs!
1-2-3 1st for Bart with a K…
This is as positive as I get at this point andrew…you know me by now!
Automatic out #2 Swish…ground out weakly. Color me surprised. Not.
Another weak grounder by Gardner. 2 outs.
Francisco singles…nice.
(correction, Jeter needs 19 more)
Cervelli steals 2nd…RISP now. Gulp.
Blooper. Out.
0 for 1 with RISP.
Leadoff double.
No damage. 3-0 after 2…
1-2-3 3rd. Here we go again. Get a lead, do nothing for the next 6 innings, slowly lose the lead, bullpen blow the game.
GO YANKEES!!!
1-2-3 by Bart.
3-0 t4
Jorge K. Please retire you loser. Please?
1 hit since the 1st inning…Cahill is now settled in, looks good. It’s only a matter of time now. This is the Yankees recipe for failure all year long. Actually, the last two years. Get a lead, do NOTHING the rest of the game, slowly bleed it, let the bullpen fail and blow it.
I am so sick of this bullshit. I have no positivity left for this team. None.
Another 1-2-3 for Bartolo.
Maybe we actually get a hit this inning? I’m such a dreamer.
Why does every pitcher throw at Cervelli’s head???
1 out. Yawn.
JETER WALKED!!!! WE HAVE A BASERUNNER!!!!
Curtis K’s. 2 outs. Woo. Hoo.
Tex fouls out. Fucking pathetic.
1 out. At least Swish can catch the ball…
K. Bartolo is dealing.
1-2-3…12 straight outs for Bartolo. Thankfully since our offense is an embarrassment.
ARod up…automatic out #3?
Yup. Weak ass grounder. That’s what $32 million gets you nowadays…
Cano = weak ass grounder
2 outs.
Posada up…1-2-3 inning. Obviously.
Weak ass grounder…our new MO. 1-2-3 inning, 1 hit in the last 5…
Nice DP by Teixeira 343.
Leadoff single…here we go…
Huh ag???
2 out…force out on Ass Hamster.
2 hits off Colon through 6…
Swish. Why are are you even on this fucking team again??? 1 pitch, weak ass grounder, 1 out.
Best part of this stupid game and sorry-ass team?
Camera pans to Bart picking his nose.
Cone says, “The Yankees picked a winner when they signed Colon”.
Gardner walks…can he ACTUALLY steal a base????
Cervelli almost gets nailed in the head again…
GARDNER ACTUALLY STEALS A BASE!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES!!!!
Cervelli walks.
2 out, 1 out for Jorge.
DP. I will bet a case of beer on it. Good beer too. Kokanee, the kind of beer they drink in VANCOUVER, BC!!!!
GO CANUCKS GO!!!! FUCK THE BRUINS!!!
Canada >>>>>> Boston
Nevermind, it’s Jeter. Not sure what I was thinking…
COME ON CAPTAIN CLUTCH!!!
Double steal…2nd and 3rd with 1 out for Jeter.
HUGE SAC on Jeter. 4-0. FINALLY got another run. Christ.
Cahill out.
Granderson grounds out. 7th inning stretch…4-0.
Broken record…1-2-3 7th for Bartolo.
Tex K. 1 out.
Automatic out ARod steps to the plate…the only mystery here is HOW will he get out???
K. SURPRISE!!!! 2 outs.
Oh well, at least ARod was good in ’09. I guess one ring is all you get for all that loot.
Cano quickly down 0-2…nice to see he is falling in line with the rest of the failures.
I stand corrected. Triple.
Cano says, “Fuck you krueg!”
Bartolo Colon – with the exception of one really bad inning, has been exceptional for the Yanks. Really exceptional. I gotta do a post on him when I get a chance – if he keeps this up he’ll deserve comeback player of the year.
RISP for Jorge….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…NO chance.
It would be really nice to see a Yankee post on this website IH…
0 for 26 with 10 K’s for dickhead Posada from the right side…
K. I am literally NOT amazed. Jorge is possibly the WORST baseball player in MLB. Definitely top 5 worst.
Fuck you Jorge. Have some fucking pride and retire you piece of shit.
0 for 27, 11 K’s from the right side now.
I will go as far as to say that Jorge is actually worse than Varitek. Not overall in terms of career, because there is no contest there, but now.
Another E for Cano…
Nope, gave him a hit…wow.
DP. 2 outs.
Crazy how that range-less, old, slow, SS still makes all those plays. Hmm.
K #6, 3 hits through 8…
Swish leading off the 9th…1 out coming.
Double. Wow. Insert the whole dog’s ass/sunshine thing…
Gardner bunts, the pitcher hesitates…1st and 3rd with no outs…
SAC RBI…5-0.
Jeter lines into a DP. Whateva.
4 hit, CG shutout for Bartolo. A+
Yankees offense…C. They still suck.
Victory. Yay.