Memorial Day Baseball: Yanks-As Gamer I

Bartolo Colon hasn't been getting much help from the Bombers' bats lately, with New York plating five runs total over his last three outings. Trevor Cahill get the start for Oakland. Comment away.

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  • I’m going to try and be positive today.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 3:32 pm
  • Does that mean you expect the Yanks to be mediocre as opposed to suck?

    SF May 30, 2011, 3:51 pm
  • 15-0
    My every game expectation.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 3:58 pm
  • Overstock.com Coliseum…gross. I’m not sure which is worse, this place of the “Dump” in Tampa.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:01 pm
  • Cahill. 6-2 2.02 ERA. Not good.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:02 pm
  • The USA hats are really ugly. I’m sorry.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:05 pm
  • Leadoff single for the Captain…18 more?

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:09 pm
  • Curtis teased us with a loud fly out. Lame.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:11 pm
  • TEX BOMB!!!! HE IS ON FIRE!!!!!
    2-0

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:13 pm
  • Cahill is all over the place…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:14 pm
  • ARod walks on 4 pitches…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:16 pm
  • Cano rips a double to score ARod but gets caught off 2nd like a fucking idiot…3-0, 2 outs.
    What the fuck is up with all these base running errors?????

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:16 pm
  • Hip Hip…automatic out. Please waive his sorry ass?
    3-0

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:17 pm
  • LOL, so much for the positive kreug! And all it took was 3 first-inning Yankee runs!

    AndrewYF May 30, 2011, 4:25 pm
  • 1-2-3 1st for Bart with a K…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:25 pm
  • This is as positive as I get at this point andrew…you know me by now!

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:26 pm
  • Automatic out #2 Swish…ground out weakly. Color me surprised. Not.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:27 pm
  • Another weak grounder by Gardner. 2 outs.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:29 pm
  • Francisco singles…nice.
    (correction, Jeter needs 19 more)

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:30 pm
  • Cervelli steals 2nd…RISP now. Gulp.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:33 pm
  • Blooper. Out.
    0 for 1 with RISP.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:33 pm
  • Leadoff double.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:36 pm
  • No damage. 3-0 after 2…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:41 pm
  • 1-2-3 3rd. Here we go again. Get a lead, do nothing for the next 6 innings, slowly lose the lead, bullpen blow the game.
    GO YANKEES!!!

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:47 pm
  • 1-2-3 by Bart.
    3-0 t4

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:55 pm
  • Jorge K. Please retire you loser. Please?

    krueg May 30, 2011, 4:55 pm
  • 1 hit since the 1st inning…Cahill is now settled in, looks good. It’s only a matter of time now. This is the Yankees recipe for failure all year long. Actually, the last two years. Get a lead, do NOTHING the rest of the game, slowly bleed it, let the bullpen fail and blow it.
    I am so sick of this bullshit. I have no positivity left for this team. None.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:00 pm
  • Another 1-2-3 for Bartolo.
    Maybe we actually get a hit this inning? I’m such a dreamer.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:08 pm
  • Why does every pitcher throw at Cervelli’s head???

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:09 pm
  • 1 out. Yawn.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:10 pm
  • JETER WALKED!!!! WE HAVE A BASERUNNER!!!!

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:11 pm
  • Curtis K’s. 2 outs. Woo. Hoo.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:13 pm
  • Tex fouls out. Fucking pathetic.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:14 pm
  • 1 out. At least Swish can catch the ball…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:17 pm
  • K. Bartolo is dealing.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:19 pm
  • 1-2-3…12 straight outs for Bartolo. Thankfully since our offense is an embarrassment.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:20 pm
  • ARod up…automatic out #3?

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:22 pm
  • Yup. Weak ass grounder. That’s what $32 million gets you nowadays…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:23 pm
  • Cano = weak ass grounder
    2 outs.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:24 pm
  • Posada up…1-2-3 inning. Obviously.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:24 pm
  • Weak ass grounder…our new MO. 1-2-3 inning, 1 hit in the last 5…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm
  • Nice DP by Teixeira 343.

    attackgerbil May 30, 2011, 5:29 pm
  • Leadoff single…here we go…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:30 pm
  • Huh ag???

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:34 pm
  • 2 out…force out on Ass Hamster.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:38 pm
  • 2 hits off Colon through 6…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:40 pm
  • Swish. Why are are you even on this fucking team again??? 1 pitch, weak ass grounder, 1 out.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:43 pm
  • Best part of this stupid game and sorry-ass team?
    Camera pans to Bart picking his nose.
    Cone says, “The Yankees picked a winner when they signed Colon”.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:45 pm
  • Gardner walks…can he ACTUALLY steal a base????

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:46 pm
  • Cervelli almost gets nailed in the head again…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:47 pm
  • GARDNER ACTUALLY STEALS A BASE!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES!!!!
    Cervelli walks.
    2 out, 1 out for Jorge.
    DP. I will bet a case of beer on it. Good beer too. Kokanee, the kind of beer they drink in VANCOUVER, BC!!!!
    GO CANUCKS GO!!!! FUCK THE BRUINS!!!

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:48 pm
  • Canada >>>>>> Boston

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:48 pm
  • Nevermind, it’s Jeter. Not sure what I was thinking…
    COME ON CAPTAIN CLUTCH!!!

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:49 pm
  • Double steal…2nd and 3rd with 1 out for Jeter.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:49 pm
  • HUGE SAC on Jeter. 4-0. FINALLY got another run. Christ.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:51 pm
  • Cahill out.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:52 pm
  • Granderson grounds out. 7th inning stretch…4-0.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 5:55 pm
  • Broken record…1-2-3 7th for Bartolo.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:04 pm
  • Tex K. 1 out.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:08 pm
  • Automatic out ARod steps to the plate…the only mystery here is HOW will he get out???

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:08 pm
  • K. SURPRISE!!!! 2 outs.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:09 pm
  • Oh well, at least ARod was good in ’09. I guess one ring is all you get for all that loot.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:10 pm
  • Cano quickly down 0-2…nice to see he is falling in line with the rest of the failures.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:11 pm
  • I stand corrected. Triple.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:12 pm
  • Cano says, “Fuck you krueg!”

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:12 pm
  • Bartolo Colon – with the exception of one really bad inning, has been exceptional for the Yanks. Really exceptional. I gotta do a post on him when I get a chance – if he keeps this up he’ll deserve comeback player of the year.

    IronHorse (YF) May 30, 2011, 6:12 pm
  • RISP for Jorge….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…NO chance.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:13 pm
  • It would be really nice to see a Yankee post on this website IH…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:13 pm
  • 0 for 26 with 10 K’s for dickhead Posada from the right side…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:14 pm
  • K. I am literally NOT amazed. Jorge is possibly the WORST baseball player in MLB. Definitely top 5 worst.
    Fuck you Jorge. Have some fucking pride and retire you piece of shit.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:15 pm
  • 0 for 27, 11 K’s from the right side now.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:16 pm
  • I will go as far as to say that Jorge is actually worse than Varitek. Not overall in terms of career, because there is no contest there, but now.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:18 pm
  • Another E for Cano…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:18 pm
  • Nope, gave him a hit…wow.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:18 pm
  • DP. 2 outs.
    Crazy how that range-less, old, slow, SS still makes all those plays. Hmm.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:20 pm
  • K #6, 3 hits through 8…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:21 pm
  • Swish leading off the 9th…1 out coming.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:23 pm
  • Double. Wow. Insert the whole dog’s ass/sunshine thing…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:24 pm
  • Gardner bunts, the pitcher hesitates…1st and 3rd with no outs…

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:26 pm
  • SAC RBI…5-0.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:29 pm
  • Jeter lines into a DP. Whateva.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:31 pm
  • 4 hit, CG shutout for Bartolo. A+
    Yankees offense…C. They still suck.
    Victory. Yay.

    krueg May 30, 2011, 6:37 pm

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