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Memorial Day Baseball: Yanks-As Gamer I

Bartolo Colon hasn't been getting much help from the Bombers' bats lately, with New York plating five runs total over his last three outings. Trevor Cahill get the start for Oakland. Comment away.

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Cano rips a double to score ARod but gets caught off 2nd like a fucking idiot…3-0, 2 outs.
What the fuck is up with all these base running errors?????

1-2-3 3rd. Here we go again. Get a lead, do nothing for the next 6 innings, slowly lose the lead, bullpen blow the game.
GO YANKEES!!!

1 hit since the 1st inning…Cahill is now settled in, looks good. It’s only a matter of time now. This is the Yankees recipe for failure all year long. Actually, the last two years. Get a lead, do NOTHING the rest of the game, slowly bleed it, let the bullpen fail and blow it.
I am so sick of this bullshit. I have no positivity left for this team. None.

Best part of this stupid game and sorry-ass team?
Camera pans to Bart picking his nose.
Cone says, “The Yankees picked a winner when they signed Colon”.

GARDNER ACTUALLY STEALS A BASE!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES!!!!
Cervelli walks.
2 out, 1 out for Jorge.
DP. I will bet a case of beer on it. Good beer too. Kokanee, the kind of beer they drink in VANCOUVER, BC!!!!
GO CANUCKS GO!!!! FUCK THE BRUINS!!!

Bartolo Colon – with the exception of one really bad inning, has been exceptional for the Yanks. Really exceptional. I gotta do a post on him when I get a chance – if he keeps this up he’ll deserve comeback player of the year.

K. I am literally NOT amazed. Jorge is possibly the WORST baseball player in MLB. Definitely top 5 worst.
Fuck you Jorge. Have some fucking pride and retire you piece of shit.

I will go as far as to say that Jorge is actually worse than Varitek. Not overall in terms of career, because there is no contest there, but now.

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