Mixed Metaphors: Sox-Dodgers Gamer II

The dude from American Beauty takes on the dude from Street Fighter II in what is still technically a battle between first-place teams, no thanks to the bad guys from Gone With the Wind. Lost? So are the Red Sox. Comment away.

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  • I think American Beauty has some beautiful cinematography at times, but it’s pretentious as fuck. The other two are downright masterpieces, though SFII didn’t make the leap to film quite so gracefully as GWtW, perhaps. Yes, the medication is quite nice, thank you.

    Devine August 24, 2013, 2:12 am
  • Hey, the Sox scored 4 in the 1st mostly on a Gomes 3-run blast, but let us not neglect that Napoli had an RBI single instead of a K…woooo!

    Also, I had forgotten I wrote a post last night, and came here to get a late one in. Medicated me is way ahead of the game, writes a better post than sober me any day.

    Devine August 24, 2013, 4:42 pm
  • Lester through 4 scoreless on 47 pitches…his last inning was the toughest, where he gave up a leadoff single (to Mark Ellis) and a 2-out walk (to AJ Ellis), but struck out Gonzalez and Ramirez back to back, and induced a pop to right from Ethier to escape.

    Devine August 24, 2013, 5:24 pm
  • Gonzalez doubles 2 in with 2 out in the 8th. 4-2.

    Devine August 24, 2013, 6:55 pm
  • Go-ahead to plate as Breslow walks Ramirez. Farrell grabs the big gun with Uehara.

    Devine August 24, 2013, 6:58 pm
  • Oooooo-ee!

    Devine August 24, 2013, 7:04 pm
  • Bogaerts gets his first MLB hit and a good one…97 up and away to right for a single.

    Devine August 24, 2013, 7:12 pm
  • Suck shit, Carl Crawford.

    Devine August 24, 2013, 8:05 pm
  • Carl Crawford seems to spend all his time pondering how bad Boston has treated him. We should not waste any time thinking about Carl Crawford.

    What about Jacoby forgetting how many outs there were and leaving first base for the dugout? Glad Koji took care of things. A series win tomorrow would be, like, awesome …

    pale blue eyes August 24, 2013, 8:17 pm
  • Koji’s the man.

    I hadn’t given a thought to Carl Crawford since probably around April (I recall posting about him getting injured in March, I think)…then I saw his recent comments. Now winning this next game would be sooooo sweet with shutting up that assclown to go along with it…that and the fact that the Dodgers haven’t lost a series in 18 goes (holy living fuck!). Sure, we missed Kershaw and Greinke, but stillllllll…

    Devine August 24, 2013, 8:50 pm

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