“I have never used steroids. Never. I don’t know how else to say it. Never.”
‘…Umm, and while I’ve got the mic, lemme just state for the Congressional record that I’ve NEVER had any problems, um, functioning with the ladies, if you catch my drift. That whole Viagra thing was just something my agent convinced me to do for the money. Which, admittedly, was good. Thank you…’
(Sorry. Hard to resist.)
How ’bout “Yo nunca utilizaría esteroides, nunca”
Say what you will about Steroids and VIagra, but it sure looks like Rafael is using self-taner.
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