My Wife Went to the Dominican and All I Got Was this Lousy Shortstop

So Mrs. SF has jetted off with a group of friends to warm climes, for a weekend of fun, sun, snorkeling, scuba diving, parasailing, and, we hope, scouting the next great middle infielder.  I sent her south with suntan lotion, a bathing suit, a primer on local history, a map to the best sandlots, and $18K in unmarked twenties accompanying a boilerplate form for her use.  On Monday I find out if she’s as good a scout as she says…

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  • Lousy shortstop? I thought they only made future HOFers in SPdeM. Maybe you should have her bring back a little “holy water” for SoxBaby I.

    YF February 24, 2006, 5:07 pm

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